Movies so bad that they're good

Going on memory as a kid:
Critters the Main Course
Dead Dudes in the House
Ninja Turtles
 
INT. MASTER BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS ACTION


Doug is sitting next to Cambi, trying to think of
something to say.


DOUG
(trying to be suave)
So, Cambi, can I ask you
something? Do you like
blueberries or strawberries?


MR. CAMBI
Why?


DOUG
I want to know what type of
pancakes to order you in the
morning.


He looks proud of his line as we begin to hear Steve O.S.
-- from the next room -- making more SIREN SOUNDS, over
and over.


DOUG
You know, I was wondering...
(snaps, annoyed at
siren sound)
Steve!


STEVE (O.S.)
(stops siren sound)
... Sorry!


DOUG
I was wondering...


Doug starts looking at Cambi's shirt label.


CAMBI
What are you doing?


DOUG
Checking your label. Just as I
thought. Made in heaven.


CAMBI
Doug, you've gotten past the
opening line.


DOUG
Hey, is that a mirror in your
pocket?


CAMBI
What?


DOUG
'Cause I can see myself in your
pants.


CAMBI
Hey, Doug, if I said you had a
nice body, would you hold it
against me?


DOUG
(confused)
What?
 
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Everyone heard of the room, thanks to the disaster artists. Anyone else got any examples that would give the room a run for its money as best, worst film of all time?

Here's my fav - fateful findings:


Yes I know a lot of them. Eat and run is my favorite. Alien (from outer space) who only eats Italian people.
 
Hell Penitentiary

Wow. Just wow. What we have here, ladies and gentlemen is a true piece of subversive cinema. It may look like a film, it may smell like a film, but what it is, in essence, is a soft-core porno.

Forget the nonsense on the back of the box about the plot. Alright I'll brief you on it: a woman infiltrates a prison disguised as an inmate to find the only witness to her sister's murder. Yadda yadda yadda. Pure window dressing.

You can skip all the badly dubbed English and the terrible music.. just stick it on mute, close the curtains and hit fast forward to the nudie bits. And believe me, you'll never have long to wait between scenes. There's lesbianism, sado-masochism, intimately detailed showers.. and if you're really boring just straight-out sex.

It's just a shame so many of the women are ugly,
 
amateurs, this is the greatest movie ever!

what other film has a scene that can compare to this?
 
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So terrible, yet so awesome...Vincent Klynn was the coolest bad guy ever.
 
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So terrible, yet so awesome...Vincent Klynn was the coolest bad guy ever.

Everyone being named after guitar brands only adds to the amazingness of this movie.

I can't tell if the end of the movie, when Gibson and Fender spend 10 minutes punching each other in the face whilst screaming obscenities, is the most epic movie ending I've ever seen or the stupidest.
 
Everyone being named after guitar brands only adds to the amazingness of this movie.

I can't tell if the end of the movie, when Gibson and Fender spend 10 minutes punching each other in the face whilst screaming obscenities, is the most epic movie ending I've ever seen or the stupidest.
It’s both, my brother. It’s both.
 
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