Never Smoked Pot Before What's Like?

I've never done it either. I was never 'bout dat criminal life. Also I'm like the only person in the world who's never known a stoner or anyone with drug hookups. But they're legalizing it here in Canada and building a humungous weed farm here where I live so I guess I'll find out soon what it's like
Don’t ruin your life bro. It’s just not worth it.

Weed... not even once.
 
It relaxes you, makes your eyes feel heavy, makes food taste better, makes music sound better, makes comedy better, and makes you tired and sleepy after a couple hours. That's the only way I can describe it.


OR, it makes you paranoid and freaked out and makes you REALIZE YOU HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR TOILETTE. And makes you feel bad that you ignored you sister's pleas for help, even though she is a loser who deserves no help... and thus makes you ASHAMED OF YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
 
OR, it makes you paranoid and freaked out and makes you REALIZE YOU HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR TOILETTE. And makes you feel bad that you ignored you sister's pleas for help, even though she is a loser who deserves no help... and thus makes you ASHAMED OF YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

Well, that too, but I didn't feel like going down that road.
 
Well, that too, but I didn't feel like going down that road.

This just tells me that you are empathetic. So you should technically feel good about yourself. You worry about others when most people focus on themselves.






I assume you tip well and help strangers. If so, thank you.
 
You’ll hallucinate for 24 straight hours and worry you’ve gone insane.
 
Your experience will vary depending on the strain and terpene profile of the cannabis you consume.

ALL are positive, some more powerful than others.
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I love weed, but there is a caveat. If and how much a person enjoys marijuana can vary depending on the individual, the strain, the quality, their mood at the time of consumption, and the setting.

Some strains will make you paranoid, tired, and slow down your thought process. Smoking (especially certain strains) before an important business meeting or interacting with police/angry, aggressive people is going to be a really bad idea for some people.

Also, like any good thing, it can be abused. For me, if I smoke every day I will start to get forgetful and less motivated. Other people claim to be fine with heavy, daily use though I personally think that they're not honest with themselves.

That said, if you've never experienced being high then I recommend going to a dispensary and getting the highest quality flower available. I recommend an indica or hybrid.

You can smoke it with a pipe, bong, bubbler, joint, or vaporizer. You can also consider edibles though they're not my fave. The high is different and can become too intense and uncomfortable if you eat too much.

Smoking is a better experience imo but if you absolutely hate the smell then try edibles and start with a small piece and wait at least 30 minutes to an hour before consuming more or the high can creep up you and you may feel too stoned if you ingest too much.

Plan something mellow for the first time like watching a movie or walking around a park. If you have a good friend or partner to partake in it with you, that can be nice.

Also, keep in mind that for some people nothing happens their first time. This was true for me, and I don't know why that is.

If you work M-F then try it Friday night so you'll have a couple days to clear your head if you end up not liking it. Some pot, not all, can make me feel a bit fuzzy mentally the day after.

I mess around with it sometimes but I don't like how I feel when I use it regularly for more than 2-3 weeks. I haven't smoked in about a month and will probably go for a lot longer before doing it again. I tend to go on binges with it where I will use it for a month or 2 on a daily basis. The first 2 weeks are great. I feel relaxed and things are good.

After a few weeks of daily use, I start to get forgetful, lazier, and more beta all around. In addition to being more forgetful, I also get stressed out when I haven't smoked for awhile. Depending on how high my tolerance is, it can take anywhere from 2-12 hours of not smoking for me to start to feel annoyed and stressed. Smoking again relieves this feeling, but I don't like that I experience this addictive attachment to it.

Some people claim it's absolutely not addictive, but to me, it is a little bit but certainly not as bad as cigarettes (I quit those in 2010). I have an addictive personality though so it may be different for others.

I also don't do as well with women when I smoke regularly. A lot of women, not all, don't like it and won't date potheads.

With regular use, it also does some weird stuff to my digestive system that's hard to explain. In the beginning it's great. After 2-3 weeks of every day use, my body gives me signs that it's time to take a break.

I smoked a lot in July and August this year. Prior to that I hadn't touched it since June 2017. Like I said, I'm actually enjoying my break from it right now and won't be using for at least a few more months. When I do, I'll do it for a month or so and then take another long break. This is what works well for me.

Tldr: I don't feel like summarizing. Read it or skip.
 
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occasionally do it when camping

Camping and pot go hand in hand. I used to go camping up near Highlands (no pun intended) NC and I would stay stoned up there for days on end.
 
It's only fun when you're young. I smoked some a few years ago and never had the urge again.
 
It's only fun when you're young. I smoked some a few years ago and never had the urge again.
Responsibilities get in the way of enjoyment, IMO. I think anyone who says they're a better driver while stoned, is because they must be a shit sober driver. Senses are dulled, reaction time is slower and the most mundane tasks, like driving through a controlled intersection, require a tremendous amount of effort and focus. In cases where someone has claimed to have their driving ability enhanced is usually a fucking airhead behind the wheel that doesn't normally pay the amount of attention that they should while operating a motor vehicle in public.
 
Responsibilities get in the way of enjoyment, IMO. I think anyone who says they're a better driver while stoned, is because they must be a shit sober driver. Senses are dulled, reaction time is slower and the most mundane tasks, like driving through a controlled intersection, require a tremendous amount of effort and focus. In cases where someone has claimed to have their driving ability enhanced is usually a fucking airhead behind the wheel that doesn't normally pay the amount of attention that they should while operating a motor vehicle in public.
Yep. No one should be behind the wheel after smoking weed. It's no better than driving drunk.
 
Yep. No one should be behind the wheel after smoking weed. It's no better than driving drunk.

Maybe if you're a teenager, which probably means you already suck at driving anyways. I could smoke a blunt of the hardest cush and pass any cognitive tests with flying colors, I smoke and work construction and can walk top plates(3 and a half inches wide) up three stories without any problems, cut perfectly straight lines, get things perfect etc. Certainly never had any auto accidents.
 
Smoking 1 joint is like smoking 40 cigarettes and downing a bottle of Jose Cuervo all at once, it's hardcore bro
 
If you smoke weed you'll live in a shitty apartment with two other pieces of shit you don't even like. Your car will get keyed out in the parking lot and when your starter goes out, you'll have to call your mom to spot you the $20 you spent on weed the other day. Your credit will be shit and your bills will be unpaid. Your education will be lacking but you'll know a fuck ton about the history and effects of weed. You'll spend most of your time complaining about how the world is out to get you and everything is unfairly stacked in your favor. But man the feeling of getting high and watching your favorite tv show is so good that it makes it all worth it.
 
The best way to describe it is, theres someone after you, and he can see you but you cant see him. Until he catches you and shows you who's in charge. He has a knife and you think he has a gun, but it's not confirmed. Hes out for blood either way.
 
I tried it once and didn't care for it. Not sure how to describe the feeling but I just wanted to get to sleep
 
It gives me horrible dry mouth which is why I don't like it
 
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