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You forgot the most important part, including the disguised affirmation of the negative commercial in the apology. Like this:
"that television commercial was done without my knowledge or approval, and it did not represent my feelings about Deadlifts, which are a strong exercise that have served S&P honorably for many years. Those that have not experienced lifelong debilitating injuries have made great increases in strength with this phenomenal exercise."
(takes notes)