PWD 521: Network TV killed the NXT Star

[Batjester]

Good.

I HATE going to the doctor, but the pain got too bad last week so I forced myself.

Not looking forward to that bill.

 

[Deleted member 453401]

No, pretty sure that is 100% homo.


NTTIAWWT

You don't get us 20 year olds, old man.

 

[HomerThompson]

I HATE going to the doctor, but the pain got too bad last week so I forced myself.

Not looking forward to that bill.

Well, considering you had a likely staph infection eating towards your brain, I think the medical bill is probably worth it.

 

[Jobber]

Doc tried to put me on pills for blood pressure. I told that mother fucker the only prescription I need is for tap water a rare steak

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Today has been the first day in over a week that I have been able to (mostly) hear out of my right ear. This makes me happy.

The shit that has been coming out of it has looked like black tar heroin.

Can I smell your ear?

 

[Deleted member 453401]

No ones readin all that shit

As a jobber, you're not used to reading a long script are you? Short scripts for your squash matches, amiright?

This is why you'll never be in the main card, ask the Big Dawg @Minotauro Rex , he'll back up my word.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Ever think of moving somewhere that isn't constantly trying to kill you?

Cant escape global warming. Australia has it worse apparently.

 

[Jobber]

Can I smell your ear?

10 bucks

 

[A Pennysworth]

I HATE going to the doctor, but the pain got too bad last week so I forced myself.

Not looking forward to that bill.

I have to go to a specialist since both my eardrums ruptured. Its like $200 a visit but we get $140 back with the medicare rebate

 

[Jobber]

As a jobber, you're not used to reading a long script are you? Short scripts for your squash matches, amiright?

This is why you'll never be in the main card, ask the Big Dawg @Minotauro Rex , he'll back up my word.

You capitalize that J when you respond to me. I believe I earned it.

 

[Batjester]

Can I smell your ear?

Only if you buy me dinner first. What kind of a hussy do you think I am?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

As a jobber, you're not used to reading a long script are you? Short scripts for your squash matches, amiright?

This is why you'll never be in the main card, ask the Big Dawg @Minotauro Rex , he'll back up my word.

He can only read pictures, GOAT. He's a simple man.

 

[Batjester]

10 bucks

5


Wait...

 

[Jobber]

I have to go to a specialist since both my eardrums ruptured. Its like $200 a visit but we get $140 back with the medicare rebate

So who gets the 60 bucks?

 

[Batjester]

I have to go to a specialist since both my eardrums ruptured. Its like $200 a visit but we get $140 back with the medicare rebate

Damn. Think the front desk lady said it was going to be over $250, and the meds were $25. No insurance so it is all outta pocket.

 

[A Pennysworth]

5


Wait...

You know theres some sick Japanese person into ear wax, you could be making a killing!

 

[Batjester]

So who gets the 60 bucks?

Hookers.

 

[Jobber]

5


Wait...

Whore

 

[Deleted member 453401]

You capitalize that J when you respond to me. I believe I earned it.

I am a fair man, so I put it to the PWD. Has @ jobber earned the capitalized j?
@SocraticMethod @Minotauro Rex @Gutter Chris @Ozymandias @Syd @Batjester and whoever else is bored enough to answer.

 

[Batjester]

Well, considering you had a likely staph infection eating towards your brain, I think the medical bill is probably worth it.

Meh, I come into contact with plenty of people without brains in a day basis, they seem to be doing fine.