Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[mahavishnunj]

he always gets it right every day 3 times a week

Exactly: 100x7x3=2100 instances in a week where he gets it right.

 

[RemyR]

How the fuck doesn't Tito have his own podcast yet. Move over Rogan there's a new player in town.

 

[shh]

Tito is the greatest math professor of the night.

 

[Fedora Millionankles]

Exactly: 100x7x3=2100 instances in a week where he gets it right.

8400 instances a month
100,800 a year
And if Tito outlives his kids, he won’t even be able to put a fucking sentence together. He’ll be reaching for those grapes, and he’ll be trying to make that wine, and the wine will sound like a violin with that cheese and wine.

 

[ultra321]

and people elected him mayor....

 

[ookii]

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Hes technically not wrong he just has a very strange way of articulating lol ...

First one hes saying...the physical work or training is a given your a professional athlete its what you have to do...bare minimum..but the mental side of fighting is the real key and what he came prepared with 110%>


Second one hes basically saying i havent let you down yet ..but chose bad words lol ...hes not wrong just his tenses are and word choice is suspect lol

 

[Royce's Gi]

Some Tito Wisdom
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/skaK_fviyNc







Politician Tito

 

[Royce's Gi]

9 Gs!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/er-tcaHDzyc

 

[samuelsoncast]

The conversation between he and Jenna must have been OFF THE CHARTS

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

8400 instances a month
100,800 a year
And if Tito outlives his kids, he won’t even be able to put a fucking sentence together. He’ll be reaching for those grapes, and he’ll be trying to make that wine, and the wine will sound like a violin with that cheese and wine.

Every parents' dream is to outlive their kids.

 

[Fedora Millionankles]

Every parents' dream is to outlive their kids.

If you haven’t buried at least 33% of your kids, you haven’t lived more than 50% of a real life and 75% of the time, you’re going to deal with 110% regret and that’s about 5% of the life that Tito wants to live 100% of the time.

 

[wwkirk]

Aha! So Tito has always been brilliant. It's not just a trait he developed over time.

 

[C-UNiT]

Tito still entertaining us all after all these years.

We should petition the UFC to hall of fame him.

 

[RiseAboveHat]

He needs to take some math lessons from professor Steiner, because 100% of this fight game is 110% math, 6 days in a week both days

The numbers don't lie

 

[StonedLemur]

Tito, rewriting math books worldwide lol.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

1.Tito gets sworn in
2.Tito tries appointing the same person to two commissions.
3.Tito bickers with fellow council members
4.Tito seconds a motion then votes against it
5.Tito gets trolled by Chad and JT

Poor kids could never find their easter eggs on easter because Tito hid them on Thanksgiving. lmao

 

[BEATDOWNS]

6.Tito announces upcoming Easter egg hunt for Thanksgiving
7. Tito reports on the maintenance of bridges
8.Tito gets trolled by Chad and JT again
9.Tito responds to Chad and JT

 

[StonedLemur]

Aha! So Tito has always been brilliant. It's not just a trait he developed over time.

Yup, he's always been quite special sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

The conversation between he and Jenna must have been OFF THE CHARTS

If we could only get inhouse video of that sir lol.