Rogan “Ngannou is a one in eighty million athlete”

[Jose Beehive]

Wonder if Embid is one of the 50 or so untrained People Joe couldn't beat in a fight.

 

[loisestrad]

Imagine if some of these freak 6'9" nba/nfl players grew up training martial arts. The heavyweight division would be stacked af

Height doesn't equal fighting ability. My mom is taller than me, and I beat her up regurlarly.

 

[Noctilux]

We need a match between Francis and Rousy to determine who is one in 7 billion.

 

[MeatWagon06]

Can Joel throw hands doe?

 

[MeatWagon06]

A shithouse isn't something to strive to be built like. It's a house, and it's shit.

That’s why I changed my name to Latrine.

 

[Eiger]

I think his ratio is bit off.

 

[loisestrad]

Muggsy Bogues begs to differ. But your point still stands, since he's a "one in two hundred and seventy eight billion" athlete.

I don't think he's a midget by definition, so my point stands proud and tall, towering over your midget-like point.

 

[DoctorDeelon]

It's like Chevy Chase and Paul Simon in that Call Me Al video

 

[avenong]

Height doesn't equal fighting ability. My mom is taller than me, and I beat her up regurlarly.

Ofc who here doesn't like beating up their mom? but I'm talking about their height + their freakish athleticism. Being 6'7", 270 pounds, and being able jump through the ceiling. If they grew up doing martial arts instead of their sport

 

[HHJ]

We need a match between Francis and Rousy to determine who is one in 7 billion.

Rousey via split decision

 

[Harmonica]

I don't think he's a midget by definition, so my point stands proud and tall, towering over your midget-like point.

Midget is a relative category. The fact that almost everyone in his sport had at least 8 inches on him makes him a midget in that particular context.

 

[TimeisNOW]

What the fuck does that make Joel Embiid? Makes Francis look like a Bantamweight lol.

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it is true, 1 in 80 mil, whereas, romero is a 1 in species.

 

[loisestrad]

That’s why I changed my name to Latrine.

I once studied Latrine. Parum est constructa Shithouse.

 

[loisestrad]

Midget is a relative category. The fact that almost everyone in his sport had at least 8 inches on him makes him a midget in that particular context.

Midget is also an absolute term. As far as i know, but what do I know, I'm a mental midget. Relatively.

 

[randompunch]

As if there was some definitive way to say that. We all know Joe is gay for that ufc black d

 

[tamoe]

What the fuck does that make Joel Embiid? Makes Francis look like a Bantamweight lol.

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Ngannou weighed 263 for his last fight not sure if he cut any weight to get to that. He is 6'4". Joel is listed as 7 foot 280lbs. Could there really only be 17 lbs difference or less?

 

[DoctorDeelon]

Muggsy Bogues begs to differ. But your point still stands, since he's a "one in two hundred and seventy eight billion" athlete.

I'm not a basketball expert or historian but I always thought that Muggsy making it into the NBA and playing for 15 years or however long he did has to be one of the top 3 fucking craziest sports accomplishments of all time.

 

[Elephino]

Tall guys. Gotta love how they make smaller guys look smaller.

Kevin Hart < Dwayne Johnson < Shaq < Yao Ming

 

[Alphafail]

And that's one of the eighty million bullshit Joe has spewed so far.

 

[electricfuneral]

Most Sherdoggers could back Embiid up in the low post like it is nothing.

not me, I do pick and pops, threes from the logo. *(I couldn't hit a three to save my life)