Santa Claus exists the same way as Judges do

[Judge]

Guy makes the point that Santa Claus does exist. When a mall Santa dresses up as Santa, he is not longer Bill the pedo, but Santa Claus. The kids talk to him as if he is Santa and he talks as if he is Santa.

Just like when we are in court (on some bullshit charges) we see the Judge as a representation of the state and law and justice. We do not see Freddy Finger but a judge.

So even though there is not a literal Santa Claus flying around Santa does exist.

Even the Tooth Fairy exists. Say if you have kids (so pretend you weren't a sherdogger for a moment, profit) and you let it slip that you put the money under the pillow to your kid
And you kid hears you and tears up...
What made you put the money under the pillow? Some tooth falling out? No, the Tooth Fairy made you do it.

Kind of a cool way of seeing how things can exist besides the literal physical way we think so much.

It is like we manifest Santa or the Tooth Fairy or The State.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

This thread is mentally insane.

 

[LiLoMMA]

 

[blaseblah]

 

[Fawlty]

Right wing postmodernism is very depressing.

 

[Horse Style]

Yea, he exists just like that dude eating bitches during midnight Pixar movies

 

[Aegon Spengler]

He exists the way an abstract idea exists.

A judge serves a different function and exists in a different way.

 

[facePuncher7]

Generally, we describe things by an abstract concept that represents their state and function.

Calling someone in a red suit santa describes their state, but not their function. This is the way in which a judge differs.

 

[jefferz]

Lay off the dope for awhile.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Judges actuslly judge. They are given power by the state to do so based on their completion of high an undergrad degree and law school followed by years of practicing as lawyers.

Mall Santas don’t actually fly a sleigh with flying reindeer and deliver presents to every house on the planet in one night.

Basically, this argument is “because kids believe he exists, he exists.” I know it’s tongue in cheek. But this is the kind of malfunctioning brain that comes up with flat Earth theories.

 

[MixTape]

Generally, we describe things by an abstract concept that represents their state and function.

Calling someone in a red suit santa describes their state, but not their function. This is the way in which a judge differs.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

its like was robin hood real? Yeah he's in tons of books and tales.. thats differnt from if he was a real person though. He may exist, but maybe only in fiction.

 

[Judge]

He exists the way an abstract idea exists.

A judge serves a different function and exists in a different way.

Not really. Meaning the mall santa manifests Santa. It is not some abstract idea. But he acts as if he is Santa (or what we take Santa to be).

"A judge serves a different function and exists in a different way."
- judge serves a function and a mall santa serve a funtion
- a judge and a mall santa exist as something not themselves, they are manifesting something that is not them.

 

[equus]

Christ...its a good thing it clearly didnt take you long to type this abortion of a thread up.

 

[RockstarChris]

OP does have a point. What right does this judge have to tell me what to do?

You are born, you are given a name, your parents write your name down, the doctors take your dna, you are given a social security number, you are sent to learn whatever the people that did the past things want you to learn, then at the age you are an adult depending on the state you are in you may or may not drive, do drugs, drink, have sex, marry, gamble, etc.

I miss the good old days when you just turned on Seinfeld to laugh at how dumb we all are.

 

[franklinstower]

Right wing postmodernism is very depressing.

That's exactly what the fuck this is. Fucking Trump dumbing down the whole country.

 

[Fugazy]

Right wing postmodernism is very depressing.

I'd say this is far more in line with the "logic" the left espouses.

If a man, dresses up like a woman and maybe chops off it's dick, instead of a man, a woman now exists. A really real woman! You could even fuck it's dick crater, a real gen-u-wine woman!

Just like how that fat loser is really Santa!

 

[franklinstower]

I'd say this is far more in line with the "logic" the left espouses.

If a man, dresses up like a woman and maybe chops off it's dick, instead of a man, a woman now exists. A really real woman! You could even fuck it's dick crater, a real gen-u-wine woman!

Just like how that fat loser is really Santa!

So called judges.

 

[all caps]

This is such a dangerous thought to put in peoples heads, but also true. And also hilarious <Lmaoo>

 

[Fawlty]

I'd say this is far more in line with the "logic" the left espouses.

If a man, dresses up like a woman and maybe chops off it's dick, instead of a man, a woman now exists. A really real woman! You could even fuck it's dick crater, a real gen-u-wine woman!

Just like how that fat loser is really Santa!

Anti-government with pedo hysteria? Nah, that's all your team, dawg. You just think it's left because the right hasn't talked like this since WW2.