so they came early morning...pre light...i was still going to high school at the time (hooligan at 19, kept leaving school to do hooligan things with my hooligan friends)..so i was in the bad kid school located next door to the regular high school...i had partied hardy the night before (probably fell asleep at like 2am drunk as shit)...so im groggy eyed and hard dicked hopping in the shower at 630am..im thinking the usual "another day in got damn paradise..scrubbing my nuts to go to school to be around these annoying little shits and make some few dollars selling them weed..what a life"...the minutes tick by in my burdensome life when the door suddenly starts getting pounded on like a cheap hooker...my sister (17 at the time) decides "hey, its early..someones knocking, i should answer"...so she goes to open the door at the same exact time some tough nosed asshole by the name of billy tuck kicks the door in...they grab my sister and drag her outside aand then raid the house "CHARLOTTE COUNTY SHERIFFS OFFICE...SEARCH WARRANT"... so im like oh fuck me in my face....im standing tall and proud at a buck 60, naked and wet, when they kick in the bathroom door....my asshole puckers a little bit (because hey, im still half sleeping and thats a loud damn noise..fuck you)...so im like oh shit im in the shower dont shoot...so theyre like "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHOWER SLOWLY"....so my balls go back inside me and my dick shrivels to elementary levels...i exit the shower and see three suited and booted swat officers with 3 automatic rifles pointed at me ...again..dick shrinks more... im like uhhhhhh...and i try to grab a towel to hide the shame that is my naked young body...bad move...those fucks are like "DONT YOU MOVE!!!!!!!!!!" (alec baldwin levels of yelling) and point their death sticks at me ...so im like "i just need to dry off"....so what did these fine gentlemen do? they kick me my same clothes i wore the night before..with the stank of previous ball juices and sweat from sleeping in and DEMAND i put them on... im like fuck..this sucks more than being arrested... as they watch me put my clothes on like the sickos they are, i almost fall down because fuck it, im a little scared....after i dress, they handcuff me like a bulgarian sex slave and lead me out the door, WHERE, i get another set of cuffs on me...because unbeknownst to me, i had a previous warrant out for my arrest for property damage (after i busted out some punkass piece of shits window when he was at my ex-gfs house, but i digress thats a different story) ...so to really move the story along...im in two sets of cuffs, same old clothes and a little wet still, just sitting in my driveway at 7am with neighbors driving by (old people horrified at the thought of thugs living on THEIR road)...i get the whole spiel of "whos your dealer etc etc" i laugh and say some dude and ask to sit back down
so i get taken to jail with the swiftness...didnt pass go, did not collect 200 dollars