SBBC: Your Perfect Snow Day [or Weather Related Absence From Responsibility]

[Deleted member 484047]

The coroner saying Tom Petty died of a drug OD is probably the least surprising news of 2018 so far.

 

[Graves The Elder]

"I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings
Coming down is the hardest thing"

 

[Poon Goon]

Some of the strip clubs in el paso were BYOB too

Id never seen that before, i was like wait, what

First strip club I went to was BYOB, I was 15 and wearing wind pants. Helluva time. Still have them here. Saw a stripper take off her heel and bludgeon the fuck out of a guy's face with it.

 

[therealdope]

LM fucking AO

Not sure I've ever read a greater thing in my life. Can't wait for the stuff about Oprah to come out. I mean if you think Trump is in love with himself then hold on to your hats folks.

 

[therealdope]

First strip club I went to was BYOB, I was 15 and wearing wind pants. Helluva time. Still have them here. Saw a stripper take off her heel and bludgeon the fuck out of a guy's face with it.

Got a number and address for that place?

 

[therealdope]

The coroner saying Tom Petty died of a drug OD is probably the least surprising news of 2018 so far.

Ditto for Dolores O'Riordan. Death by "back pain".

 

[volodya]

Not sure I've ever read a greater thing in my life. Can't wait for the stuff about Oprah to come out. I mean if you think Trump is in love with himself then hold on to your hats folks.

Yep. I wonder if he gave her the night of her life tho?

 

[therealdope]

Might have to take a trip to the east coast soon

Haven't been to a strip club in years but you might want to hit Vancouver -- I suggest Brandi's.

 

[therealdope]

Yep. I wonder if he gave her the night of her life tho?

Probably did.

 

[volodya]

Probably did.

We can only hope someone talented (probably a bunch right on sherdog) can make a gif of her likely GIGANTIC snatch eating pizzas and miniature pizzas!

 

[Revolver]

Just finished watching Dunkirk. Nolon makes some great movies.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Not sure I've ever read a greater thing in my life. Can't wait for the stuff about Oprah to come out. I mean if you think Trump is in love with himself then hold on to your hats folks.

I did executive protection for Oprah for a time. I may still in the future so I won’t say much... but I’m not going to refute what you’ve said either.

 

[therealdope]

We can only hope someone talented (probably a bunch right on sherdog) can make a gif of her likely GIGANTIC snatch eating pizzas and miniature pizzas!

I'm just glad that after Trump we'll have someone who doesn't believe in crazy shit, doesn't spend all of their time promoting themselves and doesn't have an ego.

#Oprah2020

 

[therealdope]

I did executive protection for Oprah for a time. I may still in the future so I won’t say much... but I’m not going to refute what you’ve said either.

No doubt.

 

[volodya]

I'm just glad that after Trump we'll have someone who doesn't believe in crazy shit, doesn't spend all of their time promoting themselves and doesn't have an ego.

#Oprah2020

LOL...I'd assume that pic of her kissing that slob on the cheek would have torpedoed that shit by now.

But oh yeah, I live on Earth in 2018

 

[senri]

Is the govt in the US shutdown now? If so i must make my way down there immediately...

 

[senri]

I did executive protection for Oprah for a time. I may still in the future so I won’t say much... but I’m not going to refute what you’ve said either.

 

[therealdope]

On the topic of our family trip to France my kid just asked, "this is going to be cool, when was the last time we went to a country where they don't speak English? WAs it Italy?".

Without a pause I said, "how about today?". And then said,

Spoiler

 

[faustian]

Should vacay in Liberty City fam. The flea markets and laundromats are beautiful this time of year

 

[Corona]

Catastrophically hungover and I have to help my buddy move today smh.