soap opera actor has testicles stolen

[JosephDredd]

Sensational story here.

- Dmitry Nikolaev was approached by a young woman in a bar in Moscow
- The 30-year-old enjoyed a drink and a sauna with her before he blacked out
- Woke the next morning in a bus stop in acute pain and covered in blood
- Rushed to hospital where he was told that his testicles had been removed
-Police believe he was spiked and procedure was carried out in a 'skillfully'
- They fear that his testicles were removed by a gang selling organs on the black market

 

[Matt4786]

I didn't know testicles could be transplanted.

 

[Damien Karras]

Lulz


I mean, that's terrible

 

[faustian]

Meanwhile in Russia

 

[milliniar]

That woman has balls

 

[EJAXXX]

That's nuts

 

[Zer]

That woman has balls

She's definitely nuts though

edit: ^ fuck sake

 

[Thai Otoshi]

That woman has balls

I shouldn't be laughing... but c'mon lol.

 

[Slobodan]

Lol!

 

[Adamant]

Moral of the story: Don't trust bitches.

 

[JosephDredd]

I didn't know testicles could be transplanted.

Probably used as Neuticles in an oligarch's dog. "My Fluffy has the testicles of a famous soap actor!"

 

[Tsar]

this is just a modern variation of the old urban legend about stolen kidneys.

i'm calling bullshit right now.

 

[DownwardStrike]

Facetious lol at "organs".

 

[Zer]

The real insult here is that she didn't bother taking his dick

 

[weed]

that's nadsty

 

[minute bull]

Meh, what are you gonad do?

 

[robotsonic]

Yeah sounds like that typical urban legend, you can't even transplant testicles anyway.

 

[Tsar]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/nikolaev.asp

 

[Claire Dames]

I didn't know testicles could be transplanted.

Same.

Dear Lord!

 

[Zer]

you can't even transplant testicles anyway.

Not with that attitude