Star Wars 2026. Brace your self.

[Whippy McGee]

Well it can't be any worse than the last one. Maybe Disney will realize the biggest issue of the newest films. No tits. If they would back off with the pg-13 shit and have the balls to make an R rated star wars film with some real violence and some titties it would probably be the highest rated of all time.

Agreed.

They were on to something. I just can quite put my finger in it.... er... on it.

 

[Whippy McGee]

Agreed.

They were on to something. I just can quite put my finger in it.... er... on it.

I just looked up the director's bio.

Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy (Urdu: شرمین عبید چنائے; born November 12, 1978) is a Canadian-Pakistani journalist, filmmaker and political activist known for her work in films that highlight gender inequality against women.



So... my princess slave story line isn't likely. Nor are hot women, or anything a straight male may find appealing.

 

[fedorthegoat777]

So Disney, one of the most powerful companies in the world, is handing off Star Wars, one of the most profitable franchises of all time, over to some inexperienced director who’s mission is to push some agenda that nobody gives a shit about.

Let me guess what happens.. Rey tries to rebuild the Jedi order, her top pupil turns to the dark side from a mysterious entity. The entity has something to do with palpatine. Her pupil turns on said entity at end then Rey dies. New pupil ends up in some lesbian relationship with Rey’s daughter or some bs. The end.

Disney is self destructing.

 

[Crawler89]

Id watch that if it has a lesbian sex scene using light sabre hilts as the dildos

 

[KnightTemplar]

According to Daisy Ridley, the new film will take Star Wars, "in a new direction".

So...actually a good movie?

Nah, that's just crazy talk!

 

[Morning Star]

According to Daisy Ridley, the new film will take Star Wars, "in a new direction".

So...actually a good movie?

Nah, that's just crazy talk!

Thought they already did that when they subverted expectations.

It seems a little far fetched to expect the same people that ruined the franchise to now be the one's to save it.

 

[KnightTemplar]

And Balance is restored to The Force.

 

[SakurabasEar]

"Join me, become part of the patriarchy"

Que dark John Williams score

 

[Crash Lance]

I won't say that Walt Disney Corporation's Star Wars is completely dead and buried. An awesome trilogy of Darth Bane movies might make it have a small revival. However, Episodes 7, 8, and 9 left a sour taste in the mouths (so to speak) of a gargantuan amount of folks.

When is this new Star Wars movie set to release? 2029? I know for a fact that it won't be this year or next year.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

And Balance is restored to The Force.

how many people actually would want a Rey movie?
it's probably almost nobody.

 

[KnightTemplar]

how many people actually would want a Rey movie?
it's probably almost nobody.

I felt a great disturbance in the Kennedy...as though millions of Star Wars fans cried out, "Oh, thank fucking God!"...and then were happy...

 

[HereticBD]

how many people actually would want a Rey movie?
it's probably almost nobody.

Millions and millions of little girls all around the world! Just like how they all idolize that female Dr Who, and the character of...of...you know, that black chick from the new Star Trek.

 

[eddymotto]

Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans

 

[degoj99]

I doubt this movie actually happens after seeing the response to the plan. The lefty weirdos have totally jumped the shark.

 

[Arashikage4Life]

I doubt this movie actually happens after seeing the response to the plan. The lefty weirdos have totally jumped the shark.

News flash: most "lefties" don't like these movies, either.

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Now they're claiming it isn't delayed. I bet it gets quietly cancelled soon.

 

[Hog-train]

They're still going to do the Rey movie. It's inevitable. All the Youtube channels proclaiming the imminent demise of the project just needs content for the day.