Stupid things you used to believe

[mixmastermo]

I will start
I used to think Germans and Russians were the same people
I used to think Dutch was another way of saying German (until I learned about Deutsch)
I used to think ALL gunshot wounds were fatal, no matter the location of the wound
I used to think black socks were the cause of foot fungus
I used to believe Len Bias died from a single dose of cocaine

 

[PRESIDENT TRUMP]

God

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

That weed was harmless
And basically everything I thought I knew about how other people should run their businesses before I started my own

 

[mixmastermo]

I used to think fax machines would somehow physically move documents to the other party. As in, the sender would put the original in the machine, hit send, then the original document would be gone, end up at the destination.

 

[Damo321]

TS are you confirmed retarded, I don’t want to punch down?

 

[Herwald]

TS are you confirmed retarded, I don’t want to punch down?

Dude, you post on sherdog.

 

[mixmastermo]

TS are you confirmed retarded, I don’t want to punch down?

No need for that.

A lot of this stuff I used to think I as a kid, before internet was big and I relied on my (often uneducated immigrant) elders for information.

So in other words, before I discovered the fountain of infinite wisdom known as sherdog

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Not Alex Jones]

I used to believe that having your family member's best interest in mind was a good thing.

Unfortunately, through several encounters, I no longer hold that opinion.

The most recent was this past Thanksgiving when my Aunt Mary brought cheese and crackers hors d'oeuvres.

But not just any cheese, but Swiss cheese.

I tried to tell them the truth about the mysterious holes in Swiss cheese. Ever wondered why they're there? Well, let me tell you, it's not just a coincidence... those holes, my friends, they're a code.

The number of quarters a block of Swiss cheese can be cut into, divided by the number of holes in the cross sections directly, and always equals the number of the Beast!

Yes, 666!

My family tried to have me committed against my will... On Thanksgiving! And so I had to belly-to-belly suplex a cop, and then her partner tasered me and I spent 2 weeks in a county lock-up instead of a psych ward.

So I consider it a win-win.

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

That only 2 genders exist or that gender is something your born with

 

[Not Alex Jones]

Speaking the truth, brother!

 

[Simple Southerner]

Y2K Would Kill Us All
Sugar was harmless
Seat belts were unnecessary

 

[mixmastermo]

This is a lie perpetuated by the lizard people race so that people sleep on them. They don't want us to know the truth.. which is that they live among us. They wear human costumes and are very difficult to identify.

Obviously

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

That the dogs were the boys and the cats were the girls

 

[Fluffernutter]

Every time I give a rundown of "checks and balances" and "separation of powers" I weep a little bit when I say the words "It is true the president is the commander in chief, but only Congress can declare war."

 

[Cherry Brigand]

God

A fool says in his heart there is no God.

 

[Fluffernutter]

No mention of lobbyists

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I will start
I used to think Germans and Russians were the same people
I used to think Dutch was another way of saying German (until I learned about Deutsch)
I used to think ALL gunshot wounds were fatal, no matter the location of the wound
I used to think black socks were the cause of foot fungus
I used to believe Len Bias died from a single dose of cocaine

- The government is there to help the people

- Being a "nice guy" gets the girls. You can be considerate but not a pushover

- Working hard gets you promoted faster

- Sherdoggers bench teh 275. It's actually 315 now due to inflation

 

[PRESIDENT TRUMP]

A fool says in his heart there is no God.

 

[Highway99]

That Loofer Igno was the name of the guy who played The Incredible Hulk on TV.