The proof's in the pudding

[Jack Reacheround]

Its a weird one for sure. My dad used to say " you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope" when I would complain about something. I never got that one either

Yeah, that’s weird. Of course you would bitch. Someone is killing you. Never heard that before.

The one always use is “if I gave you a brick of solid gold you would bitch about how heavy it is.” I made that one up.

 

[Hitdafloor34]

I hate that I cannot eat pudding anymore because of lactose.

Buy lactose free milk and mix with pudding... problem solved

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

There's a bunch that come from falconry. "Under my thumb" and "wrapped around my little finger" refer to control because those are 2 ways you control a falcon. There's more but I forget.

 

[Gref]

Have you ever put your dick in some pudding? The truth is out there.

 

[clutchCAT420]

If a gurl tells you that, it means she can make you nut with a bj. Amateur ...

 

[HomerThompson]

 

[HomerThompson]

Her name is Rebecca...

 

[HomerThompson]

Rebecca Proof.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Texture? What? Don't get fancy with those 20 dollar words

Is your avatar a mugshot?

 

[HomeRun916]

I was genuinely curious what this thread was going to be about,

am not disappoint.

 

[HARRISON_3]

What the fuck does that even mean?
#touchedbypudding

Sweet av

 

[Mike]

Not really a big pudding fan. Although, on occasion, I will get one of those little 4 packs of butterscotch pudding at the grocery store. I like butterscotch. You know what I hate? Tapioca pudding. Fuckin gross.

 

[BisexualMMA]

He said "the proof is in the pudding" not "the roof is in the pudding."

 

[LMP]

You won't know until you try it, or the end result is what matters. All pudding looks the same, but you dont know if it's good unless you taste it.

 

[Kardashians]

Not really a big pudding fan. Although, on occasion, I will get one of those little 4 packs of butterscotch pudding at the grocery store. I like butterscotch. You know what I hate? Tapioca pudding. Fuckin gross.

I used to like butterscotch pudding. A lifetime ago. When I was in primary I was eating a butterscotch pudding, one of the boys walked by and spit in it. For some reason I didn’t believe him, and went on to eat it.

He really had spit in it tho Ruined me for life.

 

[Midnighter]

I used to like butterscotch pudding. A lifetime ago. When I was in primary I was eating a butterscotch pudding, one of the boys walked by and spit in it. For some reason I didn’t believe him, and went on to eat it.

He really had spit in it tho Ruined me for life.

 

[TribalDrumz]

When i was a small child i had to pour medicine capsules into my Jello Pudding because i couldn't swallow pills..

 

[hillelslovak87]

Definitely could have gone without reading that Jesus

That's what a lot of Romans used to say. Heyoooooo!!!

 

[Kardashians]

I don’t like your new avi. Bring back bloody rick. It made you more handsome.

 

[Kardashians]

When i was a small child i had to pour medicine capsules into my Jello Pudding because i couldn't swallow pills..

Lol I’ve been thinking of taking my meds that way. My grandmother did. Why can’t I lol