Tito Ortiz owns a restaurant now in Cape Coral

[Belaya Smert]

The Big Head Cafe is a local hidden gem really.

If you go try

The Grave Digger Omlete
(It’s two eggs dropped inside an open faced roast beef sandwich)

 

[Neck&Neck]

I’ve heard The cracked skull King Crab is delicious

 

[Marko Polo]

Tito needs to stop pretending that he’s been acting like an idiot all along

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

They’ll be open 6 days a week…

Then 5 days a week they’ll be open 3 days a week…

And one of those days they’ll be open 2 days a week…

I’ll order those grapes, he's trying to make his wine and the wine is already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine

 

[GrantB13]

Oh my God can he not say something coherent whatsoever?

 

[ermac88]

https://winknews.com/2023/07/21/tito-ortiz-ufc-champ-cape-coral-restaurant/

Great to see some retired fighters still doing financially well. For all the Tito is very stupid jokes he has done well for himself financially.

But can someone explain to me what the hours of his restaurant are?

Everyday.
Sunday through Monday. 4-7
Tuesday to Saturday 12-5

c37 vertebrate and cracked skull.
Its spinal.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

I was gonna ask him to stir my margarita with the same finger he used on Jenna.

Make it a double just to stay on the safe side

 

[Staph infection]

The hours are Sunday thru Thursday 4 - 10 and Friday and Saturday 4 - 12.

 

[Staph infection]

Make it a double just to stay on the safe side

After a few doubles I will ask him just how much money he stole out of Tanks truck back in the day.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

After a few doubles I will ask him just how much money he stole out of Tanks truck back in the day.

Enough to put up Jenna Jameson for a few years. She looks like a gal with expensive habits too

 

[Staph infection]

Enough to put up Jenna Jameson for a few years. She looks like a gal with expensive habits too

Yes she does, we all know what wrecked that nose of her and it was not balls.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

I dined there last night. There was a menu item called the Jenna Jameson Special. Looked interesting so i tried it.

The chef came out from the kitchen, squirted mayonnaise all over my face, then slapped me and called me a whore.

I highly recommend it.

I tried the item called “deaf people have soft heads” and when I ordered it Tito came out and elbowed me into oblivion and left me in a puddle of blood and tears

 

[Cooliox]

Good for Tito.

Dude is literally a Sherbro who decided to make the most out of life... Tito makes stupid decisions all the time, but he keeps picking himself back up and moving forward.

Good for him.

 

[Choco]

The National Restaurant Association estimates a 20% success rate for all restaurants. About 60% of restaurants fail in their first year of operation, and 80% fail within 5 years of opening.

If your money launderingobjectives are accomplished in said timeframes, I would consider the operation a success, regardless.

Igor's restaurant in Kharkov , “Champion”, then renamed "ZLATA" (The name of his first daugther) alegedly did very well for years, at least before the war.

 

[Kryptt]

 

[-Sideways-]

Sincerely, good for him.

 

[Portland8242]

For the love of god if Tito is working in the kitchen DO NOT order anything that has onions.

 

[Thai Domi]

the Tito is very stupid jokes

They're not jokes.

 

[dog y]

$16 for guacamole...pretty steep.

I think it's reasonable. It's a pound of guac

 

[Can’t Handle My Riddum]

The National Restaurant Association estimates a 20% success rate for all restaurants. About 60% of restaurants fail in their first year of operation, and 80% fail within 5 years of opening.

Yeah, but this is Tito fucking Ortiz. 20% succeed 90% of the time. 60% fail twice a week, between 4 and 9 pm, 50% of the time. Only 80% fail 50% of the time three times a year twice a week in a year.

He’s fine.