UFC on ESPN 41 08/13/2022 Parlays (And Bellator and PFL)

[Doughie99]

[sorry for the boring parlay names!]

Doughie#1 Perfectly reasonable
Gabriel Benitez - 350
Buday ITD + 105
Silva by TKO/KO - 134
3.6

Doughie#2 4-way hooray
Godinez - 350
Murzakhanov - 170
Jauregui - 225
Chito Vera - 235
3.2

Doughie#3 Yeah Probably not
Blackshear - 102
Buday ITD + 105
Silva by TKO/KO - 134
Nunes + 140
Murzakhanov - 170
26.02

Doughie#4 4 favorites.. what could go wrong?
Godinez - 350
Murzakhanov - 170
Chito Vera - 235
Silva - 295
2.9

 

[StonedLemur]

at least tag the crazy bastard @StonedLemur, sportsbook loves you.

I love you bastads too, and we can all share a big fuckin sir whenever we want god damn it lmao.

@BFoe

@Doughie99

And how dare you call me a crazy bastad you slut @Dude Incredible lol.

Im not crazy you're crazy.

 

[Doughie99]

I love you bastads too, and we can all share a big fuckin sir whenever we want god damn it lmao.

@BFoe

@Doughie99

And how dare you call me a crazy bastad you slut @Dude Incredible lol.

Im not crazy you're crazy.
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hey bro good to see you here in the Sportesbook section! youre a top dude!!! come stick some Vcash on some parlays if ya want!

 

[StonedLemur]

hey bro good to see you here in the Sportesbook section! youre a top dude!!! come stick some Vcash on some parlays if ya want!

I come in here sometimes just to read people's picks.
I don't really bet, but I'll hang out with you "shilling" bastads lol.

That dude in the other thread is a douche sir.
You told him the truth, he calls you a shill, what a dick neck lol.

 

[Doughie99]

I come in here sometimes just to read people's picks.
I don't really bet, but I'll hang out with you "shilling" bastads lol.

That dude in the other thread is a douche sir.
You told him the truth, he calls you a shill, what a dick neck lol.

yeah i lost it with that dude lol.
took my metaphorical knife and slashed his jugular and walked out of the room, leaving his arterial blood to splatter the walls...

 

[StonedLemur]

yeah i lost it with that dude lol.
took my metaphorical knife and slashed his jugular and walked out of the room, leaving his arterial blood to splatter the walls...

 

[BoomBoxVader06]

BoomBox Parlay 1
Ode' Osbourne -245
Loopy Godinez -325
Bruno Silva -285
Azamat Murzakanov -145
David Onama -280
Dominick Cruz +195
1/15.83
BoomBox Parlay 2 (Finishers)
Bruno Silva Wins By TKO/KO -150
Azamat Murzakanov Wins By TKO/KO +140
David Onama Wins By TKO/KO +120
1/7.8
BoomBox Parlay 3 (Over/Under)
Osbourne/Nam Under 2.5 Rounds -120
Hill/Godinez Over 2.5 Rounds -385
Clark/Murzakanov Inside the Distance -175
Onama/Landwehr Under 1.5 Rounds +110
Vera/Curz Starts Round 4 -300
1/9.16
BoomBox Parlay 4
Loopy Godinez Wins by Decision -150
David Onama Inside the Distance -120
Cruz Wins By Decision +275
1/10.46

 

[helax]

Dancing in the metaphorical blood sir?

 

[Dude Incredible]

Dancing in the metaphorical blood sir?

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[StonedLemur]

Dancing in the metaphorical blood sir?

Splashing about like a child in that shit sir lol.

 

[KDR by RNC]

Fried Alligator bites (Bellator)
Yamauchi by submission +1200
Gokhan Saricam - 180
19.22

KDR 3 Piece (UFC)
Josh Quinlan -245
Cynthia Calvillo -180
David Onama - 280
1.97

Brawl at the Crawfish Bawl (UFC)
Onama wins inside the distance -120
Silva wins inside the distance -165
Calvillo wins inside the distance +250
Quinlan wins inside the distance -135
16.94

 

[Doughie99]

hey @Dude Incredible .... i dont see the Osbourne Identity yet listed for bets.......

 

[KDR by RNC]

Bet big boys!

 

[Doughie99]

@Dude Incredible this is my 5th and last one.
So I guess i must be Taking the 5th........(thats what you do, right?)

Doughie#5 I'm taking the 5th
Godinez by decision - 150
Bruno Silva wins ITD - 145
Jauregui - 225
Chito Vera - 235
Onama/Landwehr does not go distance - 220
7.43

 

[Dillydilly]

Fried Alligator bites (Bellator)
Yamauchi by submission +1200
Gokhan Saricam - 180
19.22

Boudin Ball (PFL)
Delija vs Feriera fight does not go the distance -175
Golstov vs Scheffel fight does not go the distance -200
1.36

KDR 3 Piece (UFC)
Josh Quinlan -245
Cynthia Calvillo -180
David Onama - 280
1.97

Brawl at the Crawfish Bawl (UFC)
Onama wins inside the distance -120
Silva wins inside the distance -165
Calvillo wins inside the distance +250
Quinlan wins inside the distance -135
16.94

have to remake that PFL one, Juan Adams is stepping in for Goltsov

 

[KDR by RNC]

have to remake that PFL one, Juan Adams is stepping in for Goltsov

Damn

 

[Dude Incredible]

hey @Dude Incredible .... i dont see the Osbourne Identity yet listed for bets.......

you're good people.

I see KDRs and your 5th.. They going in boyz.

Damn

At least it was caught before I put it in. I can't handle many more last minute fight changes, ya boy is gonna crack. looooooooooool

 

[Doughie99]

you're good people.

I see KDRs and your 5th.. They going in boyz.


At least it was caught before I put it in. I can't handle many more last minute fight changes, ya boy is gonna crack. looooooooooool

u da man!!
I think your parlay 'Prelim dudes' gonna come in!!!

 

[KDR by RNC]

Boudin balls off the menu, fuck it lol

 

[Dude Incredible]

Boudin balls off the menu, fuck it lol

as long as them boudin sausage plants keep growin' we'll find a way to eat them.