Social Unhealthy Obsession or Habit

[Fengxian]

Do any of my Mayberry bros have any unhealthy obsession or habit you want to quit?

This year, I started smoking again. I know it's bad and kind of gross but it's pretty hard to quit. I have quit a couple times the longest being 3 years, but this year I have failed to quit again so far.

The other thing is my obsession with midgets. I often wonder what they are like. Do they eat normal food like adult humans or do they just survive on milk like babies. Do they live in normal house or they live in Barbie doll house?

I also fantasize about kicking them into the air from time to time. I've talked to my therapist about this and he said it's fine as long as I don't act on it.



Tagging my favorite mayberrians

Spoiler: Spoiler

@Davidjacksonjones
@StonedLemur
@Wetarmpits
@Sonny Qc
@lsa
@Rob Battisti

 

[Zer]

I know some places where you can dropkick some midgets for a price, are you in Asia?

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

I know some places where you can dropkick some midgets for a price, are you in Asia?

Where are are the places, and what is the price?
It has also always been a dream of mine to kick a midget into the air. Not because I dislike them or anything, I just want to know what it feels like.
I don't live in Asia but I will happily save a ticket to travel to a country where I can kick midgets into the air
Maybe we should go and achieve our dreams together @Fengxian

 

[Long Dark Blues]

That is a solid list of your favorite Mayberrians.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Sounds like you need a new therapist....

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

I'm a midget

 

[StonedLemur]

Cigarettes.....its the only thing left of my shitty past sir.

 

[Fengxian]

I know some places where you can dropkick some midgets for a price, are you in Asia?

I'm sorry I forgot to tag you. You're also my favorite since the day you introduced me to Sonychu story. I am in Asia. Where is this heaven?

Cigarettes.....its the only thing left of my shitty past sir.

Same brother. Menthol cigarettes with iced lattes are too good to quit for me.

 

[StonedLemur]

I'm sorry I forgot to tag you. You're also my favorite since the day you introduced me to Sonychu story. I am in Asia. Where is this heaven?

Same brother. Menthol cigarettes with iced lattes are too good to quit for me.

Yeah it's a shitty dirty habit that feels so good for some reason little brother.

 

[Spounman]

The other thing is my obsession with midgets. I often wonder what they are like. Do they eat normal food like adult humans or do they just survive on milk like babies. Do they live in normal house or they live in Barbie doll house?

I also fantasize about kicking them into the air from time to time. I've talked to my therapist about this and he said it's fine as long as I don't act on it.

 

[William Huggins]

Coke and Hookers are neither... @Contempt

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

I go on a coke binge every two months or so and it's out of control. I finally I have to quit using it. It's just too much financially and health wise. The high is not worth it anymore. Too risky, could end up dead if I continue.

 

[Contempt]

Coke and Hookers are neither... @Contempt

Part of any healthy lifestyle.

 

[William Huggins]

Part of any healthy lifestyle.

100%

 

[Wetarmpits]

Part of any healthy lifestyle.

Fully agreed, coke's not a big thing over here so I'll just stick to mdma and speed. Dating apps are still serving me very good in that regard but I dated some "modern" hookers there.

Regarding bad habits, I drink wine like a fucker, I smoke in the evening again, I take drugs if offered on parties and then, suprise I try to fuck someone, end up on those shitty apps again later and end up mostly succesful fucking someone. Next morning I don't care anymore but have to deal with that person contacting me and I really hate that part cause sober I'm wayyyyyy less enthusiastic and have a fucking awesome gf for 3 years by now.

I also rage a bit under stress, today I made a female co-worker/ underling cry a bit because she fucked up and I was going crazy about her stupidity, then I hugged her and apologized.

When I hugged her I thought about touching her ass and felt dirty for a min.

Yes, but still I'm a lovely guy.

Oh, and thanks for the lovely shoutout @Fengxian

 

[Wetarmpits]

I go on a coke binge every two months or so and it's out of control. I finally I have to quit using it. It's just too much financially and health wise. The high is not worth it anymore. Too risky, could end up dead if I continue.

Yea man, it takes it's toll on your lovely pump. Once after 14 hours of chem sex/ hanging on speed I thought I had minor stroke, gladly it was just an unlucky cramp or was it?!

 

[ARW]

I wouldn’t search for midget porn but if it showed up I may watch some but I won’t enjoy it but I will maybe watch it just for research purposes

 

[Osculater]

Fully agreed, coke's not a big thing over here so I'll just stick to mdma and speed. Dating apps are still serving me very good in that regard but I dated some "modern" hookers there.

Regarding bad habits, I drink wine like a fucker, I smoke in the evening again, I take drugs if offered on parties and then, suprise I try to fuck someone, end up on those shitty apps again later and end up mostly succesful fucking someone. Next morning I don't care anymore but have to deal with that person contacting me and I really hate that part cause sober I'm wayyyyyy less enthusiastic and have a fucking awesome gf for 3 years by now.

I also rage a bit under stress, today I made a female co-worker/ underling cry a bit because she fucked up and I was going crazy about her stupidity, then I hugged her and apologized.

When I hugged her I thought about touching her ass and felt dirty for a min.

Yes, but still I'm a lovely guy.

Oh, and thanks for the lovely shoutout @Fengxian

Was that ass thicc?

 

[Wetarmpits]

Yeah it's a shitty dirty habit that feels so good for some reason little brother.

I mean nicotine has a higher addiction potency than heroin. My gf switched to those extremely addictive pens with flavors so now shes sitting on a mountain of fucking ice cola, pineapple, passion fruit, mango etc pens trying to lure me in but I'm an old fashioned rolled cigarette guy.

I'm not touching that fruity shit but it's kinda cute if she's showing off her newest "shitty" addition.

 

[Wetarmpits]

Was that ass thicc?

Yea man, fucking 45 years old rumanian mountain woman, haha.

She's working like a horse but is just as smart. Still extremely stupid, lovely and innocent face shitty houseshoes with little puffy balls on the upper front, in solid shape for her age and rumanian shitty style in general.