What are you this halloween

[PaulSafranek]

An alcoholic. I'm an alcoholic the other 364 days of the year so it won't be very difficult. In terms of a costume, my go-to is my old Judo gi. Tie some cloth around my head and I'm the karate kid yo.

 

[squirrelynuts]

Chicken nugget, all the chicks are gonna try and eat me, I might even let them, just not the fat ones

 

[Gutter Chris]

Chicken nugget, all the chicks are gonna try and eat me, I might even let them, just not the fat ones

You seem to think highly of yourself

what makes you worthy of only think attractive women ?

 

[squirrelynuts]

@Gutter Chris ,Dude, I’m 135 lbs, I don’t wanna get crushed.
I likes what I likes, nothing wrong with that.
You like them big, and that’s cool, you probably think skinny girls are gross.

Plus I gotta think highly of myself, if I don’t, no one will. It’s ok to be confident just not a douche . I’m a good dude Gutter you know dis

 

[Aegon Spengler]

@Gutter Chris ,Dude, I’m 135 lbs, I don’t wanna get crushed.
I likes what I likes, nothing wrong with that.
You like them big, and that’s cool, you probably think skinny girls are gross

I love thin french girls but I eat too many french fries my dude

 

[squirrelynuts]

@Aegon Spengler
I just can’t seem to put on weight, I have a high metabolism lol.
Plus Im also aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, being a skinny, short dude lol

 

[Gutter Chris]

@Gutter Chris ,Dude, I’m 135 lbs, I don’t wanna get crushed.
I likes what I likes, nothing wrong with that.
You like them big, and that’s cool, you probably think skinny girls are gross.

Plus I gotta think highly of myself, if I don’t, no one will. It’s ok to be confident just not a douche . I’m a good dude Gutter you know dis

I didnt realize you were a 7th grader. I dont always think skinny girls are gross but if i can see thier pelvis while they are naked I start thinking about deathcamps and famine

The fat girl things a bit of a joke but I do like regular ass dumpy looking american girls best. Im not fancy. Midwest girls in bikinis are sexy. With the big tits and thighs and the slight muffin WOOOO

 

[Gutter Chris]

@Aegon Spengler
I just can’t seem to put on weight, I have a high metabolism lol.
Plus Im also aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, being a skinny, short dude lol

I could make you gain weight

 

[genecop]

Same as every other year, an asshole..

 

[squirrelynuts]

@Gutter Chris
Brother, I’m ashamed to say it, but I am the definition of a Manlet, Jack.
Now I’ve accepted the fact that this is my life, I perpetually look like I’m 15 height wise.
My nephew who is 16, towers over me.
But my personality makes up for it.

Now I’m glad you’re learning not to hate but to appreciate lol

 

[squirrelynuts]

I’m lean and mean Brother Christoper

 

[Aegon Spengler]

@Aegon Spengler
I just can’t seem to put on weight, I have a high metabolism lol.
Plus Im also aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, being a skinny, short dude lol

It's a gift brother, enjoy it. Short and thin = long life, so I have heard.

 

[Gutter Chris]

@Gutter Chris
Brother, I’m ashamed to say it, but I am the definition of a Manlet, Jack.
Now I’ve accepted the fact that this is my life, I perpetually look like I’m 15 height wise.
My nephew who is 16, towers over me.
But my personality makes up for it.

Now I’m glad you’re learning not to hate but to appreciate lol

Cant grow a proper beard either can ya ?

 

[Gutter Chris]

I’m lean and mean Brother Christoper

Im a short dense tazz built gimli character

But im not a manlet

 

[squirrelynuts]

@Gutter Chris
Fuck, who told you this?!
I cant grow a beard like yours.
All I can grow are a moustache e and a goatee, and a pair of chops

 

[Gutter Chris]

@Gutter Chris
Fuck, who told you this?!
I cant grow a beard like yours.
All I can grow are a moist ache and a goatee, and a pair of chops

You just told me that when you described yourself as a perma teenager

 

[squirrelynuts]

@Aegon Spengler
This is truth, but isn’t it more of a fact of how we live our lives?
Mines pretty boring lol

 

[rearnakedchoke]

A racist, intolerant, bigoted drunk. Where am I? This isn’t Night Owls?! I’m in the ***berry lounge! You got strippers at least? If not the @HulkOnViagra delivers.

Brett kavanaugh?

 

[Gutter Chris]

Mines pretty boring lol

Get drunk everyday and date a crazy woman and report back on if things are still boring

 

[squirrelynuts]

@Gutter Chris
How crazy we talking bout?