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American Military bans pillow fights! (link).
America just banned pillow fights at West Point Military academy because too many liberalized youths were being injured by fluffy pillows. And thanks to the gays, many of the pillows had paisley pillow cases! When will we realize that Muslims are pointier than pillows?!?! When they're taking our women?
Also, where's Iman Barlow? When I agreed to be his understudy I didn't think he was actually going to get donkey punched into a coma (or whatever happened to him).
America just banned pillow fights at West Point Military academy because too many liberalized youths were being injured by fluffy pillows. And thanks to the gays, many of the pillows had paisley pillow cases! When will we realize that Muslims are pointier than pillows?!?! When they're taking our women?
Also, where's Iman Barlow? When I agreed to be his understudy I didn't think he was actually going to get donkey punched into a coma (or whatever happened to him).