Wouldn't it be great if relationships started like this

[EatMyShorts]

You meet a hoe - decide you like each other.

So - into the bed you get.

Boffing - perhaps once, perhaps several times.

On the basis of whether the boff is enjoyable, a resultant relationship may be determined.

Thus far in human evolution, it's been the other way.
Listen to their endless bullshit, jump through their endless hoops, keep your fingers crossed she doesn't want a fucking wedding ring before you can plow.
i.e. you are firmly nailed down before you even know or can confirm what the sex is like.

Is that right/wrong?

 

[mushishi]

That's how most of my relationships started.

 

[BudKing8806]

Not fucking unless married does not look good on a woman's resume.

 

[ToxicShocker]

The chastity route is probably just fine, if you both are virgins or close to it.

but once you've sampled multiple partners, or a lifetime of porn you have much different standards of what "good" sex is.

Given 95 percent of people have multiple partners before marriage its kinda hard to go back to the old way.

 

[Morning Star]

Eh, I prefer a proper build up. I always lose interest if I bang right away.

 

[ikareteru]

You meet a hoe - decide you like each other.

So - into the bed you get.

Boffing - perhaps once, perhaps several times.

On the basis of whether the boff is enjoyable, a resultant relationship may be determined.

Thus far in human evolution, it's been the other way.
Listen to their endless bullshit, jump through their endless hoops, keep your fingers crossed she doesn't want a fucking wedding ring before you can plow.
i.e. you are firmly nailed down before you even know or can confirm what the sex is like.

Is that right/wrong?

This is how many relationships are formed.

 

[EatMyShorts]

Pfff - I forgot who I'm dealing with here.

Playboy syndicate of the interwebs.

So, by your claims, you meet a fine as fuck biznatch, and the almost immediate port of call is her/your bedroom, for some serious romp time?

That's what you're telling me?

And only later, after she's let you have your fill of her poontang, she hands you her list of demands?

Have I nailed, the pertinent effects?

 

[Phlog]

You meet a hoe - decide you like each other.

So - into the bed you get.

Boffing - perhaps once, perhaps several times.

On the basis of whether the boff is enjoyable, a resultant relationship may be determined.

Thus far in human evolution, it's been the other way.
Listen to their endless bullshit, jump through their endless hoops, keep your fingers crossed she doesn't want a fucking wedding ring before you can plow.
i.e. you are firmly nailed down before you even know or can confirm what the sex is like.

Is that right/wrong?

You are a trash hoe if you don't find that shit out nearly immediately imo.

 

[Kirin]

Pfff - I forgot who I'm dealing with here.

Playboy syndicate of the interwebs.

So, by your claims, you meet a fine as fuck biznatch, and the almost immediate port of call is her/your bedroom, for some serious romp time?

That's what you're telling me?

And only later, after she's let you have your fill of her poontang, she hands you her list of demands?

Have I nailed, the pertinent effects?

That's exactly how my past two relationships have gone.

 

[dc007]

Pfff - I forgot who I'm dealing with here.

Playboy syndicate of the interwebs.

So, by your claims, you meet a fine as fuck biznatch, and the almost immediate port of call is her/your bedroom, for some serious romp time?

That's what you're telling me?

And only later, after she's let you have your fill of her poontang, she hands you her list of demands?

Have I nailed, the pertinent effects?

Pretty much

 

[freaky]

That's kind of how it is nowadays. I actually prefer the old way. Nowadays, every girl is a fooking slut. Why you want to marry a someone who fucks other men on their first date? How will you feel if later down the road, you find that your wife have slept with the whole neighborhood.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

This is why you don't know who your real father is TS.

 

[minute bull]

You meet a hoe - decide you like each other.

So - into the bed you get.

Boffing - perhaps once, perhaps several times.

On the basis of whether the boff is enjoyable, a resultant relationship may be determined.

But that BE how relationships start tho

 

[Phlog]

In all but one of my relationships, sex was within days of deciding to date. Funnily enough I've been with the one it took years to happen with now 17 years later.

Most of what is great sex can be worked on as long as both people are willing to make the effort. It took over a decade of good sex before we managed to graduate to great sex. I have heard women peak sexually in their 30's, maybe it's that.

 

[EatMyShorts]

That's exactly how my past two relationships have gone.

You must have missed the part where I said the girls are hot.

 

[Kirin]

You must have missed the part where I said the girls are hot.

I'm sure you're the best judge of that, considering you're spending more time and energy on here arguing with people about this than actually going out there and experiencing it first hand.

 

[Oblivian]

A socially awkward, creepy dude has to jump through a ton of hoops? Imagine that.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Guy calls women hoes and views sex as the primary function of a relationship and the rest as bullshit hoops to jump through.
Yeah you definitely have a healthy view on how functional relationships work.

What you're looking for are prostitutes.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

I like your gimmick, kid

 

[mushishi]

Pfff - I forgot who I'm dealing with here.

Playboy syndicate of the interwebs.

So, by your claims, you meet a fine as fuck biznatch, and the almost immediate port of call is her/your bedroom, for some serious romp time?

That's what you're telling me?

And only later, after she's let you have your fill of her poontang, she hands you her list of demands?

Have I nailed, the pertinent effects?

Yes.