Rumored You Are Now A Fighter. This Is Your New Life

[Buff]

Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.

I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.

Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.

It goes by letters of your name.

Your wife. First letter of your username.

Spoiler: A-G

The Raven Haired Security Girl

Spoiler: H-N

The Staring Weigh In Security Girl

Spoiler: O-T

Kim Winslow

Spoiler: U-Z

The Platinum Princess

Where you live (2nd letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Dana's Vegas Mansion

Spoiler: H-N

Dagestan

Spoiler: O-T

Jose Aldo's Favela

Spoiler: U-Z

Portland, Oregon

Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)

Spoiler: A-G

Stephen Segal

Spoiler: H-N

Greg Jackson

Spoiler: O-T

Joshua Fabia

Spoiler: U-Z

Edmund Tarverdyan

Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

A Shadface Pillow

Spoiler: H-N

UFC Hotdog Brander

Spoiler: O-T

Bethe's Appendix

Spoiler: U-Z

A Ronda Rousey Tattoo

Spoiler: No 4th Letter

Derrick Lewis' Cup

Your vice (5th Letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Religion

Spoiler: H-N

Cocaine

Spoiler: O-T

Popeye's Chicken

Spoiler: U-Z

Piss

Spoiler: No 5th Letter

Video Games

Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Matt Hughes' Truck

Spoiler: H-N

Fedor's Horse

Spoiler: O-T

Your pick of Dana's Cars

Spoiler: U-Z

McGrooger's Bike

Spoiler: No 6th Letter

Khamzat's Jetski

My Life:

I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.



What did you win?

 

[genecop]

TS lives in Aldo’s favella by my math..

 

[Iron Nick]

How do we choose the lucky charm?

Thus far:
Staring weigh in girl as wife, living in Aldo's favela with Joshua Fabia as coach.

 

[fight_fiend]

Raven haired security girl, living in Dagestan with Steven Segal training me and my lucky UFC hot dog brander. I think my woman might be the highlight.

 

[TheTickG]

I'd rather keep my wife and I'm better coaching myself than the one I got.

 

[Buff]

How do we choose the lucky charm?

Thus far:
Staring weigh in girl as wife, living in Aldo's favela with Joshua Fabia as coach.

4th Letter.

A ufc Hotdog brander is your lucky charm.

 

[Buff]

I'd rather keep my wife and I'm better coaching myself than the one I got.

You just cost yourself a mansion in Vegas with snow on the driveway, but ok...

 

[Substance Abuse]

Need more options.

Great idea though.

I'm also salty I didn't get a Shad pillow. Pisses me off.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.

I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.

It goes by letters of your name.

The wives. First letter of your username.

Spoiler: A-G

The Raven Haired Security Girl

Spoiler: H-N

The Staring Weigh In Security Girl

Spoiler: O-U

Kim Winslow

Spoiler: T-Z

The Platinum Princess

Your house (2nd letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Dana's Vegas Mansion

Spoiler: H-N

Dagestan

Spoiler: O-U

Jose Aldo's Favela

Spoiler: T-Z

Portland, Oregon

Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)

Spoiler: A-G

Stephen Segal

Spoiler: H-N

Greg Jackson

Spoiler: O-U

Joshua Fabia

Spoiler: T-Z

Edmund Tarverdyan

What is your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

A Shadface Pillow

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Spoiler: H-N

UFC Hotdog Brander

Spoiler: O-U

Bethe's Appendix

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Spoiler: T-Z

A Ronda Rousey Tattoo

Spoiler: No 4th Letter

Derrick Lewis' Cup

My Life:

I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store...



What did you win?

Uh, the exact same thing as you... because...the alphabet...



See you at dinner.

 

[SaigeVanZant]

Platinum Princess in my wife. I live in Dana's mansion, my coach is a sport killer, and my lucky charm in a shadface pillow

My vice is religion and I ride the McGregor bike.

 

[jeskola]

Damnit, I got Fabia as a coach

 

[Post 2 Decision]

Kim Winslow is my wife in Jose Aldo's Favela, my coach is Josh Fabia and I have a Rousey tattoo

 

[Dingaling]

Dagestan? Hell naw, i quit.

 

[Speedy1]

How do we choose the lucky charm?

Thus far:
Staring weigh in girl as wife, living in Aldo's favela with Joshua Fabia.
QUOTE]

Fixed it for you

 

[Eiger]

Living with Raven-hair girl in Dagestan with sensei Segal by my one side, and Shadface pillow on the other sounds fine to me.

 

[Buff]

Platinum Princess in my wife. I live in Dana's mansion, my coach is a sport killer, and my lucky charm in a shadface pillow

You're winning so far.

I've added one more option.

 

[BFoe]

Well, no vices
(Video games, no 5th letter)

Wife is raven-haired security girl, house is Dana’s mansion. Pretty good setup except my coach is Joshua Fabia.
Edit: lucky charm is Shadface Pillow

 

[VinceArch]

Hell motherfucking yeah! Shadface pillow is my lucky charm! Everything else is irrelevant.

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[Buff]

Need more options.

Great idea though.

I'm also salty I didn't get a Shad pillow. Pisses me off.

Alright I updated the poll.

That's my limit for images now though.

 

[Marko Polo]

Fabia is my coach