Rumored You Are Now A Fighter. This Is Your New Life

[Azure]

The Raven Haired Security Girl,
Portland, Oregon
Edmund Tarverdyan
Bethe's Appendix
Religion: Khabib
Khamzat's Jetski

 

[HaulParris]

I got Edmund and UFC hot dog brander but I get to live in the luxiry of Dana's snow-filled driveway and eat Popeye's chicken with yhe weigh-in lady in the Hughes-mobile

 

[Captain Herb]

Beef hot dogs, you say? Now you've got me thinking about the best MMA physiques thread again...

That's right, I'm talking about 100% USADA approved all-beef wieners

 

[Espresso]

We

Ok, let's try something different. Its a quiet night.

I have created an alternate universe in which you are an MMA star, and your username dictates what your life would be like if you were one.

Your wife, house, car, habit, location, and coach have all been assigned.

It goes by letters of your name.

Your wife. First letter of your username.

Spoiler: A-G

The Raven Haired Security Girl

Spoiler: H-N

The Staring Weigh In Security Girl

Spoiler: O-T

Kim Winslow

Spoiler: U-Z

The Platinum Princess

Where you live (2nd letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Dana's Vegas Mansion

Spoiler: H-N

Dagestan

Spoiler: O-T

Jose Aldo's Favela

Spoiler: U-Z

Portland, Oregon

Your Coach (3rd Letter Of Your Username)

Spoiler: A-G

Stephen Segal

Spoiler: H-N

Greg Jackson

Spoiler: O-T

Joshua Fabia

Spoiler: U-Z

Edmund Tarverdyan

Your lucky charm? (4th letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

A Shadface Pillow

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Spoiler: H-N

UFC Hotdog Brander

Spoiler: O-T

Bethe's Appendix

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Spoiler: U-Z

A Ronda Rousey Tattoo

Spoiler: No 4th Letter

Derrick Lewis' Cup

Your vice (5th Letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Religion

Spoiler: H-N

Cocaine

Spoiler: O-T

Popeye's Chicken

Spoiler: U-Z

Piss

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Spoiler: No 5th Letter

Video Games

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Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)

Spoiler: A-G

Matt Hughes' Truck

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Spoiler: H-N

Fedor's Horse

Spoiler: O-T

Your pick of Dana's Cars

Spoiler: U-Z

McGrooger's Bike

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Spoiler: No 6th Letter

Khamzat's Jetski

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My Life:

I am married to the Raven-Haired Security Girl, I live in Dana's snowy-driveway'd house * favela actually*, Stephen Segal is teaching me everything he knows about kicking, and I have a lucky Shadface Pillow from my own store, I play video games for fun, and ride around on Khamzat's broken jetski.



What did you win?

We goats live similar lives

Diving head first into raven haired

 

[jeff7b9]

I got Dana's Mansion and Matt Hughes' truck, staring weigh in girl (she's ok)
Video game vice and Shadface pillow
Fucking Steven Seagal... No thanks.


But I would keep my house,
my GMS sierra 1500 crew cab
and my wife...
Playing Music and wasting time on the internets is my vice

Shadface pillow would be ok.

 

[2tanks]

I'm with Kim Winslow in Jose's favela. I blow (hehe) all my cash on cocaine and gas for one of Dana's Ferrari. Pretty much guaranteed to win at least one belt as Sinsei Seagal is teaching me his deadly arts. I've had the official UFC hot dog brander gold plated.

Life is good.

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

I didn't even get that far. Winslow was enough. I quit, lol.

Don;t fret. Kim gets freaky.

 

[TCE]

1) Wife - platinum princess
2) Live in - portland oregon
3) coach - Greg Jackson
4) lucky charm - Derrick Lewis's cup
5) vice - video games
6) vehicle - Khamzat's jetski

this traneing UFC fiter lifestyle is being pretty good to me

How did you manage to get 6 with 3 letters in your username?

 

[Cindynice420]

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I'm too stoned to figure this out

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I'm a religious Dagestani trained by the prophet Fabia(pbuh) with a Rousey tattoo, married to the raven haired security girl-who now wears a burqa. I wish I could drive off Dana's Datsun B210 but the driveway's snowed in.

 

[Xuh]

How did you manage to get 6 with 3 letters in your username?

I whupped Khamzat and rode off on it laughing while he lay a bloody mess on the beach (authorities thought he'd been attacked by a shark).


(but really:

Your Vehicle (6th Letter of your username)
,,,

Spoiler: No 6th Letter

Khamzat's Jetski

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)

 

[sonhow]

I'll do but tell you how I feel about it with mr incredible faces

1Wife: Winslow

reaction:

2lace: Jose Aldo's favela

reaction:

3.coach: Jackson

reaction:

4:lucky charm: hot dog banter
reaction:




5:vice: popeye

reaction:


6.vehicle: McGrooger's Bike

reaction:

 

[BigTruck]

I'm slamming raven and not mad about it she seems like she'd be a freak in the bedroom, live in dagastan imich I'm not happy about bc I'm pretty sure they look down on my whole heathen lifestyle lol, coach is segal which I guess I'm ok with bc even though he's a delousional pos I grew up watching his movies, lucky cham is appendix which is a massive w bc I love blood and gore, vice is Popeyes so again happy as I'm a proud member of the fried chicken crew(Arqueto @bigwaverider @Otto! @Fuzzybabyducks @Frank McEdgar @Clippy @Chessty LaRouge @HUGHPHUG @Spath @BigTruck @lsa @Medulla Omoplata @weed @Pizza Werewolf @M4rk @giovanni_ss @Slobodan @Rebelfett @Zebra Cheeks @helax)! And last of all I ride a bike...... Which is a 3 letter word I can't use in this day and age but I imagibe it looks like this

 

[Wariowokecancel]

The Platinum Princess in Dana’s Mansion secretly sleeping with Joshua Fabia detoksu using an UFC brand on my Popeyes Chicken on Conors Bike

 

[gatorbear]

This absolutely sucks

 

[Buff]

Bump for fun

 

[Mcnugget]

I’m married to Danny dong living in detroit with no money