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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "excuse me, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur"? The rabbit replies, "no". So, the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
A magic genie appears to a rabbit and a bear in the woods. The genie says "I'll grant you each 3 wishes, the bear goes first". The bear thinks for a bit and says, "I wish I were the only male bear in these woods". The rabbit goes next and with no hesitation wishes for a big bag of carrots. The bear goes next and retracts his thought and says "actually, I wish I were the only male bear in the state" so the genie uses his second wish. The rabbit then says "you know what, I wish for a motorcycle", so bam he gets a nice Harley.
The bear then finally says "actually I wish I was the only male bear in the country. The genie then warns the rabbit that this is it and to think wisely. The rabbit then says with almost no thought at all "I wish the bear was gay" and grabs his bag of carrots, hops on his motorcycle and drives off.
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