A teenage girl asks to borrow her fathers car to go to a party. He responds in a calm manner,
"That's great honey, but if you want the keys you're going to have to suck my dick."
The girl responds,
"Oh my god Dad! Quit goofing around and being gross. Can I PLEASE use the car."
The Father responds mocking her,
"Oh my god! I'm serious...If you want the car you're going to have to give me head."
The girl draws silent and after a long pause she says,
"Fuck it! Whip it out I'm not missing this party."
The old man whips out his hog and she starts going to town
After a bit she stops and almost vomits.
" Ewww DAD!!!! You're cock tastes like shit!!!"
The father replies,
"Oh yeah that's right... Your brother has the car tonight."