Speaking of blind people.
We had a guy come in who was as blind as bat. As in he couldn't see ANYTHING. Well we did this drill as a warm up where you sprawled around in a circle. Well we did that 2x, and the instructor told us to do some shots. I adjusted myself back to the original position, but I guess the blind guy didn't because he took a shot right into a pillar that he had positioned himself in front of. It was a padded pillar, but he slammed his head right into it. I knew I was going to hell, but I had to force back some serious laughter. We asked him if it was OK and he was embarrassed, but that was kind of awkward for a second there.
This one time we had an instructor who listened to a lot of gay Euro dance. I mean really, really homo Euro techno. Well for a warm up we had to run laps around the mat and he would stay in the middle and call out instructions. We had a procedure in which we start by circling left facing the inside, then turn around and face the outside, hip switches, skips, jogs etc. When we did circles we also raised our arms in conjunction to our foot movement so it was like we were circling as we did jumping jacks. This seems gay on it's own, but for some reason the instructor who was standing in the middle thinks it would be alright to start doing cart wheels in the middle to warm up as well WHILE this ridiculously gay Euro dance was playing. So picture in your head 20 or so jacked dudes , some in board shorts, some in spandex fucking going around in circles doing jumping jacks, followed by hip switches, followed by skips as this big hairy 200lb (yet nimble) Iranian guy was doing cartwheels in the middle while the GAYEST Euro dance imaginable was blasting in the background. I felt so uncomfortable, at this surreal situation I had found myself in. I glanced to my right and I saw the guy beside me just glance at me and give me one of those "W..T..F" looks. I look over at the guy on my left and he's grinning his ass off. This circle, gay disco, aerobics cult went on for a good 2 minutes before thankfully, the song ended.
this is by far the funniest post I have ever read on this forum!!!!!!!!!!!!