Sherdog POTWR: Round 3: The Jungle Primary

Sherdog POTWR Primary Ballot

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Palis said:
Sorry, was a typo.

TDDR
TOO DUMB DIDN'T READ
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Well thanks for admitting you are two dumb to read. It now makes sense why DJ is your running mate. Someone has to explain what those funny letters on the screen are for you.
 
Lol @Overpressure , you voted sometime yesterday or two days ago I believe. I forgot which person it was for cause I'm on mobile. Put down the alcohol
 
Lead said:
Lol @Overpressure , you voted sometime yesterday or two days ago I believe. I forgot which person it was for cause I'm on mobile. Put down the alcohol
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Put down the porn, you mean.
No.
JDragon told me I ain't voted, so I believed him, Square-Deal Dragon has never mislead me.
Now let me finish, IF you don't mind.
 
Jack V Savage said:
How can you tell who voted for whom?
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You click on the number by the results I believe . Some polls have it disabled but for the purpose of the registry, it need to be public
 
I mentioned working on a concession speech in a previous post.
Now it seems, as it did from the first, that I will not be winning this thing, I want to thank a few people.
All the nameless, and known, women I think about when I'm rocking my own world, obviously. Like my buddy's wife, she's got a great pair and I have hundreds of her pictures, many of which I took.
My ex girlfriend, she deserves high praise for things that would get me suspended if I didn't circumlocute them.
*shudders*
Good God Almighty, was she a dirty girl.
Uh, I'd also like to thank the good forum members who tagged me into the proceedings, kept me informed, gave me valuable advice, and didn't say anything too upsetting when they noticed that I'd inadvertently stained their shorts and other items.

Here and now, *that I've put on some fresh underwear, boxer briefs, that's the only adult option*, I'd like to make an endorsement.
It's an endorsement from a drug user and chronic offjerker, so you know it wasn't easy to get,
... gotta repack this.
As I was saying, it's time to concede that I didn't win, and stop talking about myself.
I'll get to that.
Hell of a time to have my only lighter give up the ghost, but that's life for you. I'm putting my considerably larger than anyone else's penis on the podium which Palis is standing behind, from off to stage right and a few rows back but not out of camera view. I'll be in the official photos.
It's enormous but it's the right thing to do
And a tasty way to do it
 
Overpressure said:
I mentioned working on a concession speech in a previous post.
Now it seems, as it did from the first, that I will not be winning this thing, I want to thank a few people.
All the nameless, and known, women I think about when I'm rocking my own world, obviously. Like my buddy's wife, she's got a great pair and I have hundreds of her pictures, many of which I took.
My ex girlfriend, she deserves high praise for things that would get me suspended if I didn't circumlocute them.
*shudders*
Good God Almighty, was she a dirty girl.
Uh, I'd also like to thank the good forum members who tagged me into the proceedings, kept me informed, gave me valuable advice, and didn't say anything too upsetting when they noticed that I'd inadvertently stained their shorts and other items.

Here and now, *that I've put on some fresh underwear, boxer briefs, that's the only adult option*, I'd like to make an endorsement.
It's an endorsement from a drug user and chronic offjerker, so you know it wasn't easy to get,
... gotta repack this.
As I was saying, it's time to concede that I didn't win, and stop talking about myself.
I'll get to that.
Hell of a time to have my only lighter give up the ghost, but that's life for you. I'm putting my considerably larger than anyone else's penis on the podium which Palis is standing behind, from off to stage right and a few rows back but not out of camera view. I'll be in the official photos.
It's enormous but it's the right thing to do
And a tasty way to do it
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So, you have hundreds of pictures of your "buddies" wife? That you took?

Please elaborate.
 
Lead said:
You click on the number by the results I believe . Some polls have it disabled but for the purpose of the registry, it need to be public
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Very interesting.

Looks like I'm losing, and I'll listen to offers for my endorsement, but one thing I'm proud of is the quality of my support. Probably higher total IQ scores than Pallis' voters. Some surprising votes overall (JTF may be the top one).
 
Palis said:
So, you have hundreds of pictures of your "buddies" wife? That you took?

Please elaborate.
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Long story short, they asked if I would, I said sounds like dirty fun, it's been fifteen years of pushing boundaries.
 
The Palis/@Dr J campaign has been in serious discussions regarding modifications to our Presidential Thread. In addition to previous promises including and posts of the week, poster of the week, message of the week from the Conservatives, message of the week from the Liberals, worst poster of the week, worst thread of the week, CT of the month, and political eye candy of the week--we have some modifications.

The OP will be updated weekly, with our well balanced Cabinet voting on each category. We will be starting our interviews for Cabinet positions. We do have names on the table, but please submit any interest through the thread or PM, as we would love to hear your ideas. We encourage interested parties from all sides of the political spectrum, given a well balanced table will make this work best.

The primary goal of the thread will to discuss the weekly posts and build political bases and platforms--organization of political parties and alliances will be built, and in the spirit of entrepreneurial competition will encourage the creation of news sites and stations to rival those such as GNN and WarRoomWars. Our goal within the first half of our term is to elect our very first WR Congress, with representatives from all time zones in the US. We will continue to work dilligently to make this happen.

The Palis/@Dr J campaign would like to thank all of our support during the build up to the general election. The political battle has been fun and has led to lots of laughs, which is why we want this to continue in our Presidential Thread.

Please, good citizens, let's continue this fun.

Palis/@Dr J 2016
 
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Peteyandjia said:
Now that Bernie is out of the race, here on Election Day, I'm still not quite sure who I should cast my vote for.

Convince me.

Sincerely,

- Undecided Voter


@Jack V Savage @Palis @Amerikuracana @MusterX @Clippy @Overpressure @panamaican @JDragon @HomerThompson @Space @lfd0311 @CEROVFC @m52nickerson @snakedafunky
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JDragon said:
See below
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Well, first of all, Mr. Dragon is again wrong. In my original post announcing my candidacy I promised to continue to stand up for moderate values and to continue flaming away at safe space needing cry babies and the ultra left. I rarely post anywhere other than the warroom. So essentially JDragon is wrong and all of the stuff these other dudes are promising is stuff I was doing already.
 
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