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Yeah, I've already made a thread about pet peeves, but I think this topic warrants a thread of its own due the massive responses the original thread got about shitty drivers.
Here are some more pet peeves about terrible drivers that I'd like to add:
1. Idiots who are coming out of an exit of a parking lot, and their car juts out into the street, obstructing traffic, forcing me to change lanes or swerve around them. I hate these motherfuckers.
2. Stupidfucks who speed in the parking lot. Slow the fuck down, you dipshit. It's not a raceway, and you might crash into another driver that's backing out. Not to mention, you risk the chance of running over a pedestrian. Fuck you.
3. Dumbasses who brake on a downward slope on the fast lane. Just cruise downhill you pussy. Why the fuck are you slowing down?
4. Imbeciles who accelerate and brake abruptly. Your spastic driving is pissing me the fuck off. You're wasting a lot of gas by driving like this.
5. Douchebags who stall in the middle of a lane to make an illegal left turn. I hate this shit, and I see this happening a lot in Koreatown, LA on Western Ave. Crossing a double yellow line is illegal. Get fucked.
6. Asshats whose cars jut out too much on the leftmost lane, making it hard for me to come out on my leftmost lane and prepare to turn left. I hate these cunts with a vitriolic passion.
Now, on the other side of the spectrum, we got these pedestrians who piss me off with the following acts of dumbassery:
Douche nozzles who walk in the middle of a lane in a parking lot. Dude, get the fuck out of my way and walk alongside the parked cars to your left or right and stop obstructing traffic.
Doofuses who stand at the corner outside of the curb. Do you really want me to run you over while I'm making a turn? Get the fuck back on the sidewalk, you shithead.
Dinguses who cross the street when the green left arrow is lit. Look! There's a big red hand telling you to stay the fuck where you are, you goddamn moron. God, I swear these guys are just begging to be turned into mush.
Goddamn. Jesus. This shit's getting me all riled up while thinking about it.
Here are some more pet peeves about terrible drivers that I'd like to add:
1. Idiots who are coming out of an exit of a parking lot, and their car juts out into the street, obstructing traffic, forcing me to change lanes or swerve around them. I hate these motherfuckers.
2. Stupidfucks who speed in the parking lot. Slow the fuck down, you dipshit. It's not a raceway, and you might crash into another driver that's backing out. Not to mention, you risk the chance of running over a pedestrian. Fuck you.
3. Dumbasses who brake on a downward slope on the fast lane. Just cruise downhill you pussy. Why the fuck are you slowing down?
4. Imbeciles who accelerate and brake abruptly. Your spastic driving is pissing me the fuck off. You're wasting a lot of gas by driving like this.
5. Douchebags who stall in the middle of a lane to make an illegal left turn. I hate this shit, and I see this happening a lot in Koreatown, LA on Western Ave. Crossing a double yellow line is illegal. Get fucked.
6. Asshats whose cars jut out too much on the leftmost lane, making it hard for me to come out on my leftmost lane and prepare to turn left. I hate these cunts with a vitriolic passion.
Now, on the other side of the spectrum, we got these pedestrians who piss me off with the following acts of dumbassery:
Douche nozzles who walk in the middle of a lane in a parking lot. Dude, get the fuck out of my way and walk alongside the parked cars to your left or right and stop obstructing traffic.
Doofuses who stand at the corner outside of the curb. Do you really want me to run you over while I'm making a turn? Get the fuck back on the sidewalk, you shithead.
Dinguses who cross the street when the green left arrow is lit. Look! There's a big red hand telling you to stay the fuck where you are, you goddamn moron. God, I swear these guys are just begging to be turned into mush.
Goddamn. Jesus. This shit's getting me all riled up while thinking about it.