Glad you don't understand it. You'll feel less pain when it happens that way. And there's no way anything would ever trigger a mass sell-off that one entity could capitalize on right? And even if they could paint a scarier picture to the public and induce a full crash from an expected large dip, that totally would never happen, right? I'm sure these swings are naturally this wild and aren't being compounded by perceptions, right?
I hope you're comfortable. They really, really want you to be.
Losing money on valentines day.... monetary losses, on a day where you buy your girlfriend things.... you getting it yet?