SBBC: What happened?

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Corned beef is what you get when you piss on beef and leave it in the sun for three days.

In that case I'd turn you into corned beef if I ever crossed you on the streets
 
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Went to see a Sublime cover band. It was a huge disappointment, but still fun. The guy that drove was acting like a huge twat so we ended up leaving early. Disappointing for sure, but now I will jam some rap while trimming a full packer brisket. Last time I did this I bled profusely, But you know what they say, if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it,
 
Slammed a coworker

She got a big ole booty
 
St. Pattys day wins again. Alcohol keeps getting worse every year.
 
Went to see a Sublime cover band. It was a huge disappointment, but still fun. The guy that drove was acting like a huge twat so we ended up leaving early. Disappointing for sure, but now I will jam some rap while trimming a full packer brisket. Last time I did this I bled profusely, But you know what they say, if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it,

"I will jam some rap" is arguably the whitest thing I've ever heard
 
"I will jam some rap" is arguably the whitest thing I've ever heard

Just woke up from a dream where I met my ex's new boy friend named Greg and he kept calling me Dude-aloni *Dudaloni*

*i think my ex is still single

**never heard the expression Dudaloni before

This is my life
 
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