Do people still do asshole wizard threads?
Regardless, here's the scenario:
You remove the lid from your chai latte made with half almond, half soy, and an unusually large amount of steam comes out. The steam materializes into an old bearded man.
"I am the asshole wizard" he says.
"I will grant you one super power of your choosing. There are two rules however. The first rule is that it must be useful in the fight against evil. The second rule is that it must be a power that nobody has ever thought of before. If someone provides proof that this power had been previously conceived, you lose the power, and your penis....
Now make your choice."
Feminism IS evil tho.I want the power to have no penis.
Feminism IS evil tho.
And this is useful against evil how?
That's already been thought of. Kiss your penis goodbyeWish for more wishes imo
That's already been thought of. Kiss your penis goodbye
I doubt he would be posting on Sherdog if he could kiss his penis.That's already been thought of. Kiss your penis goodbye
I'm gonna get the power and use it on the wizard, cause clearly he enabled me to enact an evil action.Do people still do asshole wizard threads?
Regardless, here's the scenario:
You remove the lid from your chai latte made with half almond, half soy, and an unusually large amount of steam comes out. The steam materializes into an old bearded man.
"I am the asshole wizard" he says.
"I will grant you one super power of your choosing. There are two rules however. The first rule is that it must be useful in the fight against evil. The second rule is that it must be a power that nobody has ever thought of before. If someone provides proof that this power had been previously conceived, you lose the power, and your penis....
Now make your choice."
So every woman that is kind enough to let you fuck her is rewarded with a grisly death?Highly caustic and corrosive semen. We’re talking like the blood of the xenomorphs and face huggers from Alien and Aliens.
Highly caustic and corrosive semen. We’re talking like the blood of the xenomorphs and face huggers from Alien and Aliens.
Do people still do asshole wizard threads?
Regardless, here's the scenario:
You remove the lid from your chai latte made with half almond, half soy, and an unusually large amount of steam comes out. The steam materializes into an old bearded man.
"I am the asshole wizard" he says.
"I will grant you one super power of your choosing. There are two rules however. The first rule is that it must be useful in the fight against evil. The second rule is that it must be a power that nobody has ever thought of before. If someone provides proof that this power had been previously conceived, you lose the power, and your penis....
Now make your choice."
All Gayda can't suck it.And this is useful against evil how?
I want the power to piss flames.
And this is useful against evil how?