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Star trek have universal translatorsThe power to change everything to one written and spoken language. I mean from the start too, no long lost languages could exist.
Bye bye Penis
Star trek have universal translatorsThe power to change everything to one written and spoken language. I mean from the start too, no long lost languages could exist.
I am assuming in this alternate reality, if such an ability exists in any comic or video game, it counts as having been thought ofThe power to turn people retarded.
- Never been done before
- Can make Kim Jong harmless
- Retarded Rachel Maddow...could you tell the difference?
Thanos with infinity gauntlet just took your penis.My power would be everything I say to be whatever I say it to be. History shall be rewritten and the future will be according to what I predict.
My word is final.
The power to jerk dudes off with my mind. They'll try to fuck with me then all the sudden they'll be getting an invisible hand job rendering then useless.
Whenever I take a shit, it is immediately teleported into the mouth of the person committing the most heinous felony at the time.
All the shit, as in all the residue that left my rectum. That way I don't have to wipe either.
I want the power to gain physical strength from smelling farts, including my own.
Thanos was never born, my word is final.Thanos with infinity gauntlet just took your penis.