Tito "Man is neither chicken nor Egg and I'm gonna smash him like an Egg"

[CrusadeAgainstTheMachine]

One of the greatest thinkers of all time.

1.Tito
2.Aristotle
3.Nietzsche
4.Schopenhauer
5.Evola

Don't @ me.

 

[dembones22]

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[Stargazer Rex]

@Minotauro Rex damn Tito knows lakerspeak

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[Dusty Rhodes]

First juiceboxes, now eggs

Whats next Chito Orcheez

 

[Chagaev]

One of the greatest thinkers of all time.

1.Tito
2.Aristotle
3.Nietzsche
4.Schopenhauer
5.Evola

Don't @ me.

I know Tito takes the gold, but where's Platinum?

 

[Mob69]

UFC should offer Tito his own weekly show on Fight Pass.

 

[Ornife]

Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make a sound bite.

 

[faustian]

Tito is the GOAT wordsmith

 

[Blayt7hh]

Lmao wtf. The whole time he was talking his inner monologue must have been think “ok brain where are we going with this?”

 

[neverwas]

i lol'ed. tito is comedy gold, and the funny thing is, he doesn't see it

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make chicken salad.

Fixed

 

[Nightwish]

Deep shit Tito, deep shit.

Pal would you kindly explain to me what is that trash of a belt you have in every post?

 

[tasticles]

We don't deserve Tito.

No but he is the Tito we need

 

[dembones22]

Pal would you kindly explain to me what is that trash of a belt you have in every post?

It wouldn't fit in the av box...


Welcome to the new now.

 

[Nightwish]

It wouldn't fit in the av box...


Welcome to the new now.

Hahahahaha yeah, but what is it exactly?

 

[MikeyB]

Usually I'd assume a fighter took one too many. In Tito's case, it's a pretty consistent living death.

 

[dembones22]

Hahahahaha yeah, but what is it exactly?

It's a reflection. A mirror to look into the lost souls of my Sher-breathren. Who are you really ?? Gaze into my looking glass.

 

[Arrrrgh]

You is smart, you is kind, you is important.

 

[Kumason]

 

[Flokk]

I fucking love it.

Thank you Titooooooooooooooo. You lovely man.