So who here owns the arrest record record?

I had an attitude problem and liked the drink and smoke weed when it was outlawed everywhere and I was underaged. 40 years later I'm hardly that foolhardy, insecure, trying to prove himself idiot......so not proud that I was a piece of shit, but not ashamed to say I made mistakes that hurt nobody other than myself and tell a story or two that I find funny in retrospect.....

For @Yorick @CrimsonFan @Ponchik @KowboyMMA and ayone else who shared at leas a bit of a story.. hope you enjoy it

I got arrested for MUI which is mopeding under the influence,,,,you weren't allowed to ride them on the highways, and sober I took the very long 20 minute way around to my friend's house, but drunk decided the quick straight shot was the ticket. got pulled over and stuffed about 2 blocks from home. Cop was very nice and we chatted on the ride to the station. From my white belt with a yellow stripe mall ninja Rex Kwon Do training I noticed he carried a tonfa not a regular night stick and asked about it. He was EXTREMELY proud of it, telling me he was only the 2nd guy trained and allowed to carry one in the town, county, state, world, I don't remember which.

Anyway, mom comes to bail me out, NOT a proud moment I'll admit, does the paperwork, gets the he's free to go, and then a big ruckus happens in the holding tanks and all the cops rush to attend to it. We get out to the car, and I'm drunk and stupid enough to go "hey check it out, I stole his tonfa, and show my mom I have it stuck under my jacket..I guess I thought she'd say "cool now you will impress all the ladies with your skills"

Instead she freaks, sends me back in with it to give it back and apologies but there is still no cop in the main area, so I give it a might heave down the hallway floor and run back out to my very pissed off mom. the end
 
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Cole train said:
Eternaldarkness, was in prison actually for biting guys lip off and beating guy until his eyes bulged out

Only one here whos street fight stories were confirmed true

Hes out now btw
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Nice guy then.
 
Story? Sure. I call this one "just show me a sign, any kind of sign."

I got into many mischievous situations as a young teen. 1 of them landed me on conditional discharge for a juvenile felony. Successfully complete the conditions and voila, no record of conviction.

The conditions were 3 years probation, with the first year on our county's new intensive probation service. This was before electronic monitoring. It wasnt exactly house arrest as I had freedom of movement from 7am to 7pm. Any movement between 7p and 7a required written permission though.

11 months in, I got arrested by IPS when I arrived home from work at 7:03p without a hall pass. Iirc, I had 1 other curfew violation, and 2 drops that were positive for cannabinoids, Day 1, and about 2 months later, but I never tested positive after testing clean.

At the revocation hearing. I was literally on the stand under direct from my liar when lightning struck the building. Sounded like a bomb, lights went out, it was several seconds before the emergency lights powered on. There was smoke wafting through the room and hallway. It was chaos.

The Judge ordered everyone to evacuate.....and I couldn't. I was frozen in fear. The Judge told me to step down and exit multiple times, before ordering my Liar to come escort me out, which he did. Literally took my hand and lead me from the building.

When the smoke cleared, we returned to the Courtroom. I did not have to re-take the stand. The Judge just handed down his ruling. He did revoke my conditional discharge. But instead of sending me to the DOC detention center; he resentenced me to the same conditions, with credit for completing 1 year of IPS successfully. So I only had 2 years regular probation to complete to keep that conviction off my record.

The Judge then lit into the SA and director of IPS. He saw demonstrable progress toward rehabilitation; steady employment, got clean, paid off fines, fees, and restitution. If he could see it from his vantage point, why couldn't IPS see it from theirs?

I left Court that day thinking "Was that really a sign? Pretty sure that was a sign!"
 
Been arrested four times. Last time was in 2020 for fighting.....good times.
Whatever you do avoid jail. The food is sucks and most people there are stupid as hell.
Do we have to put the times when I got arrested for underage drinking ?
 
I have never been claustrophobic, but as I have gotten older, the idea of being in a small room locked in does give me anxiety. I also think people are pretty nasty---breath, BO, ass, and I can't imagine being locked in with little ventilation. It would be like flying on a Frontier Flight to Atlanta from Baltimore.
 
Looks like weed is the gateway drug for imprisonment.

Stay away from the devil's lettuce folks. Reefer madness is real.
 
Cole train said:
Eternaldarkness, was in prison actually for biting guys lip off and beating guy until his eyes bulged out

Only one here whos street fight stories were confirmed true

Hes out now btw
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Yeah that's the one!
 
RoastBeast said:
Looks like weed is the gateway drug for imprisonment.

Stay away from the devil's lettuce folks. Reefer madness is real.
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Hopefully all the "devils lettuce" charges are from long ago prior to when many states have decriminalized or legalized the funky skunks smelly green shit.
 

I Am Legion said:
I have never been claustrophobic, but as I have gotten older, the idea of being in a small room locked in does give me anxiety. I also think people are pretty nasty---breath, BO, ass, and I can't imagine being locked in with little ventilation. It would be like flying on a Frontier Flight to Atlanta from Baltimore.
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Bad breath and B.O. aint nothing, you'll be locked in there with guys kicking heroin and crystal meth, literally shitting and pissing all over themselves and all over the cell and maybe even you

One time when I was locked up, a guy i knew had a celly that was kicking heroin and also sleeping on the top bunk, my buddy woke up one night and his whole bunk was being rained down on by diarrhea overflowing over the sides of the top bunk and he was trapped on the bottom bunk with no way to escape except to quickly roll through the chocolate waterfall

You'll be praying for just some bad B.O. after that
 
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