20-year-old Florida man claims $450 million lottery jackpot

Whats the laws with American lotto?

Is it by state if they can name the winner or?

It's one of those things that conspiracy theorists love. If the winner's name isn't available, people suspect that the money wasn't awarded.
 
It's one of those things that conspiracy theorists love. If the winner's name isn't available, people suspect that the money wasn't awarded.
Yea lol. I hear that.

In Australia you had to get a photo if you won the jackpot at the casino.

Was crazy because the guy that won it family came knockingm
 
When I was younger, I heard these stories and fantasized about what kind of cool shit I would do with infinite money.

Now when I hear these stories, I fantasize about how I would select my attorneys and how I would arrange the accounts.

This kid deserves it more than I do.
 
I don't think he walks away with $281 mil because of taxes.

About $175 mil I think, still set him and his family up for life.

I just hope he takes some time to treat himself with some upper shelf pussy.
 
I'd buy an an island and staff it with only women who have perfect elbows. Bench press stations would be located at the top of every hill and would have 275lbs of weight welded to the bars.
 
A lotta monkeys gonna be getting herpes this weekend.
 
Whats the laws with American lotto?

Is it by state if they can name the winner or?

Yup. Some states you can remain anonymous, but the remaining you have to show your face.
 
If I was that kid, I'd start off by getting bodyguards. A team of midget bodyguards that surround me five deep in all directions. Part of their job would be to roll out a red carpet onto the ground so I never had to touch concrete or tile again. As I am walking down the carpet another set is rushing ahead to roll down another carpet. Rinse and repeat.

I'd also drive around in a bullet proof Pope mobile.

 
A 20 year old that buys lottery tickets?
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Dude is a massive loser....he won the lottery, literally
 
It's usually an old person that wins the lottery.
 
Variety of passions = hookers and blow.
 
If I was that kid, I'd start off by getting bodyguards. A team of midget bodyguards that surround me five deep in all directions. Part of their job would be to roll out a red carpet onto the ground so I never had to touch concrete or tile again. As I am walking down the carpet another set is rushing ahead to roll down another carpet. Rinse and repeat.

I'd also drive around in a bullet proof Pope mobile.




And hold an entire town hostage with his army of monkeys.

 
How much of that money will he actually see after whatever fees, taxes, yada yada yada?
 
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