It's really hard, as someone who works security, to see people act like kids caught in the middle of stealing and not even have it be a topic of discussion.
We're at the point where it's sheer comedy. This is like:
"So Donald, have you ever laundered money through Russia?"
"Oh no way, like never. I'm not even sure I've ever spent money in Russia. Do dollars work in Russia? I'm not even sure. Last time I laundered money it was so far away from Russia, it was like, Australia. Wait.... I mean last time I did my laundry. Did you guys know that the sun's like always out in Australia? Isn't that totally cool. They have kangaroos too but I've heard they're anti-gun and that's just not American and my job is to make American great again so I probably won't do my laundry in Australia anymore. Ok good talk I'm gonna leave now, but just so we're clear, totally never laundered money through Russia. I'm not even sure where Russia is."
I can't imagine how completely fucking terrible he is at poker.