Nope. It's time to move a few cities away and maybe even change your name.
Sharty McShart Pants?
Nope. It's time to move a few cities away and maybe even change your name.
A few years back I was banging a chick doggystyle and decided to get frisky so I started rubbing her asshole. Then all of a sudden I felt it loosen up and she farted. It was not smelly but it was one of the air type ones that just goes prfffffttt and is more like wind blowing. She did not miss a beat and kept pounding back.
Man I can't find it but some of the funniest shit I ever saw on the internet was this story from Misc about a dude shitting himself round his dates house. He ended up in the bathtub because he had a solid boner so he couldn't piss and shit in the toilet at the same time. Shit had MS Paint drawings and everything
Dying here just remembering it
Found it (*** Graphic MS Paint cock and scat warning ***)
In the off chance this actually happened, why didn't you just suggest going to your house so that you could shower?
I was on a bus for like two hours with severe diarrhea that was trying so hard to come out of my ass, that I thought God himself was helping it. I looked awkward, face red, legs crossed, body straightened out across the seats, trembling. People probably thought I was a goddamn weirdo. But I made it. I don't know how, but it was one of the hardest (and most painful) times in my life. Not a spot on my boxers. So can you explain to me how the hell you couldn't hold your shit in, when I'm sure there was a bathroom close by? If your story is even true, that is.
well i believe he did shart taht dayLiterally none of this ever happened.
Props for snagging the za, but you should have stolen her Van Wilder DVD. That movie is way better when it's stolen.
So the other day my I met up with this gal whom I met on tinder. We went out for a beer at brewery and had a great time. Only one problem; I sharted basically right away. So we are hitting it off and I got the brown dot in my fucking boxers. She asks if I want to go to her house and I say yes. She got in my car and guys I could smell my ass as soon as I sat down in the driver sea—