Elections DeSantis has Jeb! energy

[Rob Battisti]

I grew up when Sizzler was HYOOGE, and I cant stop chuckling at this guy listing their management training program as a business degree

Meatball Ron has been as empty a suit as Robert O’Rouke.

 

[Joe]

Who would have guessed kissing trumps ass and defending his indictments would not be a winning strategy

 

[Sinister]

Meatball Ron has been as empty a suit as Robert O’Rouke.

I cant remember who I was arguing with about his un-likeability, but it's off the charts. I saw a clip where he was talking to some kid eating an ice cream and he went:

"Ice cream cone huh? There's alooooottaaa sugar in that?"

Holy sh*t dude.

He's pudgy, too.

 

[Rob Battisti]

I cant remember who I was arguing with about his un-likeability, but it's off the charts. I saw a clip where he was talking to some kid eating an ice cream and he went:

"Ice cream cone huh? There's alooooottaaa sugar in that?"

Holy sh*t dude.

He's pudgy, too.

It’s like he doesn’t know how to converse with humans.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

I cant remember who I was arguing with about his un-likeability, but it's off the charts. I saw a clip where he was talking to some kid eating an ice cream and he went:

"Ice cream cone huh? There's alooooottaaa sugar in that?"

Holy sh*t dude.

He's pudgy, too.

lmao. I posted that Ice Cream clip ITT.

This picture I just saw gave me a chuckle. Never seen someone look at an egg this way. He looks disgusted with himself... that he i stooping to putting eggs on a stick for a state fair, where the people were calling him Rick, and yelling at him.

 

[jk7707]

It’s like he doesn’t know how to converse with humans.

Vivek started calling him Robot Ron after his debate pointers leaked. Savage, and accurate.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Only the best people,

<45>
"Chelgren explained that he didn't realize that a training certificate was different than a college degree. He claimed that he got the certificate when he worked at a Sizzler in Southern California in the 1980s when he was 19."

 

[Sinister]

MPU brought the receipts on how much this clown's corporate fascism has ruined Florida for anyone who isnt a donor:



Keep in mind this guy was Trump-approved, until he dared to challenge, then suddenly he was the GOP establishment Chosen One.

In other words this is the America the GOP has in mind.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Insane cuck energy.

 

[Andy Capp]

MPU brought the receipts on how much this clown's corporate fascism has ruined Florida for anyone who isnt a donor:



Keep in mind this guy was Trump-approved, until he dared to challenge, then suddenly he was the GOP establishment Chosen One.

In other words this is the America the GOP has in mind.

It's truly a gift... uh I mean grift.

 

[curryjunkie]

MPU brought the receipts on how much this clown's corporate fascism has ruined Florida for anyone who isnt a donor:



Keep in mind this guy was Trump-approved, until he dared to challenge, then suddenly he was the GOP establishment Chosen One.

In other words this is the America the GOP has in mind.

how dare you! this man deployed with the navy seals!

 

[curryjunkie]

He accepts the debate challenge just like he did with Harris who backed out. I bet Gavin backs out too

still feel newsome is running scared?

 

[Sinister]

how dare you! this man deployed with the navy seals!

I can hear him in a Guantanamo cell right now:

"Ensure huh? There's a lootttaaaaaa nutrients in that..."

 

[curryjunkie]

I can hear him in a Guantanamo cell right now:

"Ensure huh? There's a lootttaaaaaa nutrients in that..."

if he was around during vietnam he would have been fragged by his own unit , not that he ever went near combat.

 

[Prefect]

It’s like he doesn’t know how to converse with humans.

Everything is passing through a filter so it isn't natural. Ted Cruz has the same problem. Don comes off as real because the guy has never not been a con.

 

[ShadowRun]

still feel newsome is running scared?

Of course he is

 

[Sinister]

Lol Newsome would absolutely body DeSantis in a debate.

 

[Phisher]

Who would have guessed kissing trumps ass and defending his indictments would not be a winning strategy

All while trying to outflank Trump to the right and totally alienating people that he would need in a general election. He can't even say "woke" anymore because right-wingers got tired of it after Trump made fun of him for overusing it.

 

[curryjunkie]

Of course he is

really?









really?

 

[High Test With da Best]

Lolz, DeSantis PAC Chair (and former Senator) listed Sizzler Management training completion certificate as "business degree:"

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/desantis-pac-sizzler-chelgren

Only the best people,

<45>
"Chelgren explained that he didn't realize that a training certificate was different than a college degree. He claimed that he got the certificate when he worked at a Sizzler in Southern California in the 1980s when he was 19."

That's brutal.

"I'm sorry *voters*, I didn't know I couldn't *college* that"