England-Deadly crossbows sold on High Street without need for a licence or background checks

I know the knife attacks are all over the news in the States. Its being used to push for easier firearm carry laws. Its really horrible people in England have to leave their house without a gun and face those knife gangs.

Yeah I can't get out of my front door for all the knife gangs outside waiting to stab me up .
 
First they came for the Muslamic Ray Guns and I didn't speak up because I didn't own any Muslamic Ray Guns. Next they came for the assault crossbows and I didn't speak up because I didn't own assault crossbows. After that they came for the cuttlery and I didn't speak up because I eat like a viking. When they finally came for my gardening implements there was no one left to speak up for my shrubbery.
-Kenny Florian.


Have you Brits learned naught from history?


Allright, I'm done being a jackass for one day.
 
So I guess this is the perfect opportunity for the Frenchies to strike when the infamous longbows are no longer permitted!

#Justice4Agincourt
 
You need a permit for a crossbow here.
 
So the Daily Express (Britain's most right-wing, pro-Brexit newspaper, incidentally) is launching a 'crusade' against 'deadly' crossbows.

I wouldn't take it too seriously, OP.
 
i think night creeper commander came with one of those back in the day

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That does look dangerous as hell. Ban crossbows imo.
 
lol at British cross bow gangs they would be reverting back to the medieval times. hopefully jousting catches on again in the british hood.
 
lol at British cross bow gangs they would be reverting back to the medieval times. hopefully jousting catches on again in the british hood.

Quarterstaff's are what all the cool kids have nowadays .
 
lol at crossbow drive bys

I'm from Nottingham and when I was in college in the US I told a chick I was banging that Nottingham was famous for bow and arrow drivebys on horseback as a relic from Robin Hood times.

She believed me and told her parents. Her face when she realised I was taking the piss is one of my all time favourite memories.
 
How can you ban crossbows in England?
That's like banning fish 'n' chips or the 5 pm tea
 
If or when the British peoples find their collective spines again and decide to take back their traditional freedoms things might just be interesting. The backlash against the current social policies, and those that are putting them forward, may just be a bit ugly.
 
Not sure I feel my traditional freedoms are being adversely affected by some tabloid wank piece .
 
Guys . This is an assault crossbow.

It is super obvious, lets look at why.

Pistol grip

Barrel shroud

Adjustable stock

Ability to accept detachable magazines

I dont see a flash suppressor, so they are missing one feature.

But for real i want that upper ;( you can't find them anymore
 
I swear we are gonna have to liberate them some day at the rate they are going . No guns no knives no porno no crossbows no memes no freespeech no legal weed. Fools cant rest on 2 tone ska and a spiffy flag forever
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Oh my . . . do they do background checks before folks buy hot drinks too?
 
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