Haha. Old fart rant cracked me uplmao @ this old fart rant.
It's not dark at 5 in late October dumbass.. It gets dark at 515-530 in mid december.
We get a lot of kids coming into my neighborhood, which is fine, but I do not give to older kids like 14-15+ and fuck giving to the older kids without a costume as well
Halloween stores are nothing but adult costumes, with one little section for kids. Not even a good variety. It's embarrassing that there are more slut costumes than kids, capitalism be damned. The last halloween store I went into had one small wall for boy costumes, and was 80% adult crap. We can have our Halloween parties and yard decorations, that's fine, but now some idiot helicopter nazi moms want Halloween to be from like 430 to 730. F**k you busy body scum-bags.. I don't hand out candy until it's almost completely dark. If the kid is over 5, they better not be there until after 6.
Oh, and this new joke of not giving candy to teens? Maybe I can see 18, but what the hell is our problem? So Joe the fat childless neighbor gets to spend days showing what a 49 year old edgelord he is with $7,000 worth of decorations, fully indulging in the holiday, but if a 15-16 year old shows up in a costume enjoying the night the way you are SUPPOSED to, the edgelord adults are supposed to turn them away?
Our local fire station is sounding horns for when trick or treating is supposed to start, and when it's supposed to end.. Which is like freakin 8 or 830. F**K YOU FIRE-FIGHTERS, wannabe policing something that never needed it, trying to impress the low level politician nazi-loser moms. Take your tornado siren and cram it on Halloween, unless there's a tornado.
Please, please.. Leave your lights on until 10:00 if you are passing out candy; pass out good candy; and let teenagers have fun like they are supposed to. 8th grade Halloween for me was a great memory.
If the kids start coming at 4:30-5, tell them, and their parents, that Halloween starts at sun-down, unless the kids is 5 or under.
The busy-body middle aged fat-ass moms that want to police fun out of Halloween for the kids? Most of them probably have some crap skank outfit that looks gross on them, so they can edge-lord it up with their whoever around halloween in the bedroom. Halloween belongs more to the 6-16 year olds; give it back. It's more fun for everybody that way.
- There are plenty of costumes available for kids at department stores (far better than the small selection of shitty flammable costumes we had back in the day).
- My community doesn't allow trick or treating, and I still go out to parties or bars if Halloween happens to fall on a weekend anyway.
- If you want to trick or treat even though you're pretty much the size of a full grown man, knock yourself out. I would personally be humiliated though. I knew when I was too old to trick or treat any longer. High school was definitely the cut off point there.
- I agree about the 8:30 curfew. That is bullshit. When I was a kid, me and my friends use to trick or treat until all the porch lights went dark.
Yes they do.Kids don't trick or treat anymore. Last halloween i bought $30 of candy and didn't even open the bag.
Your community sucks.
There are 10 Halloween stores around here. They all are adult oriented.
That curfew mightg actually be 8. Can't remember. No, I don't trick or treat. It's a pretty harmless way to say hi to.neighbors we never talk to anymore, really. Up.until the early 90s, all tged neighbors were friendly. Shit got weird.
Damn, that’ a long OP. Anyway, I haven’t been to a Halloween store in a while, but adults should create their costumes from vintage clothes and shit they make.
I was raised in Maryland . Knew most of my neighbors, we're like family. Had their keys and they had ours. Had to on several occasions , open up an empty house to get a key for a house to get a key for a house, where they were locked out. Things were different. Now people hardly say helloYour community sucks.
There are 10 Halloween stores around here. They all are adult oriented.
That curfew mightg actually be 8. Can't remember. No, I don't trick or treat. It's a pretty harmless way to say hi to.neighbors we never talk to anymore, really. Up.until the early 90s, all tged neighbors were friendly. Shit got weird.
I was raised in Maryland . Knew most of my neighbors, we're like family. Had their keys and they had ours. Had to on several occasions , open up an empty house to get a key for a house to get a key for a house, where they were locked out. Things were different. Now people hardly say hello
Just wait until all kids have to be in bubbles until they are teens. Everyone will be a bubbleboy now for the safety of the children. If some parents could, they would keep their kids in their womb that long.The vanishing of pedestrian life continues.
No one walks or bikes to school anymore, kids don't play on the street after school anymore, and they don't trick or treat on foot either.
And fuck off with that safety shit. There's been a reduction in crime for about 30 years straight.