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  1. Satsui Ryu Brown Belt

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    Yeah... I call it marriage :(

    I kid... Sorta
     
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  2. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Nope. I’m pretty damn lucky. Also I only sleep with the classiest of floozies.
     
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  3. Midnighter Red Belt

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    Really expensive to cure too.
     
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  4. Satsui Ryu Brown Belt

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    Truf!
     
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  5. ToxicShocker Hamsterdam

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    Got balanitis from my supervisor years ago. Last week the skin on my shaft base started falling off but I think that was from not showering for 24 hrs after.
     
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  6. Pugilistic Black Belt

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    Can't get STDs if you never get laid
    <seedat>
     
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  7. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    Damn, they get everything and the kitchen sink fucking with you!
     
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  8. pleb916 2JZGTE

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  9. Midnighter Red Belt

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    I'll change that.
     
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  10. Piece of Sheet Peace like a river

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    Nearly all of them but I keep going
     
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  11. M3t4tr0n Suave

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    I've built an immunity.
     
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  12. Bob Gray Deadlights Belt

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    Gonorrhea. Which was awful. Its like your dick is sick and has the flu and needs to vomit.

    Also, some sort of infection that I had for almost two fucking years that would disappear and come back. Doctor was stumped. Sent me to the dermatologist. She was stumped even though she had to put a spotlight on my junk while her and her assistant yanked and pulled my junk. Which is not as fun as it sounds. Then I got to get a biopsy. Which means I got a shot and stitches right on the head of my dick. Wheeeeeee.
     
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  13. Ceez The Catalyst

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    LMFAO

    This is pure gold

    You have the herpes, they're better then your best friend and will stay with you until the end. You can always count on them, they'll never let you down. If you're homeless with no money they'll "stick" by your side, when you're successful and doing well they'll be there too. You gotta love them little boogers, they don't care about material belongings or how bad you treat them. Friends til the bitter end
     
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  14. Werdun Purple Belt

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    I had chlamydia once years ago. Im pretty sure i got it from my exgirlfriend as we kept hooking up after break up. My dick had this weird growth between the tip and foreskin. I didnt get it checked and kept banging this bitch. She found out when she felt something weird while sucking my dick <Lmaoo> i got tested and treated after that. Funny thing is we have later hooked up a couple of times.

    On a sidenote the treatment sucked. I had to put this acid stuff on my dick which hurt like hell and after 5 days (it was a 7 day treatment) my dick started to shed its skin.. i was close to going to the hospital but luckily i didnt have to. It cured well enough and i learned a valuable lesson

    Edit. Not chlamydia, it was condyloma
     
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  15. BjPenn2017 Brown Belt

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    I got chlamydia twice both times I didn't even know I had it. Considered myself lucky it wasn'y something more serious that's for damn sure.
     
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  16. bushman505 Yellow Card

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    You have warts on your butthole and you are here on sherdog telling people about it???.....dude.....

    Honestly, you probably have them in your anus as well where you can’t see them.
     
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  17. adifighter86 Double Yellow Card

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    Majority of Sherdoggers are ugly, so no women wanted to have sex with them.

    So no, no std.

    But if symptoms persist, drink coconut juice and take antibiotics.
     
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  18. The_Renaissance On, ahem, fleek

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    Unfortunately, yeah. Had a really persistent case of chlamydia that seemed to take forever to get rid of (complete with numerous 'swabbings' which were the fucking pits....kids today don't know the struggle).

    Also had a brief run-in with genital warts.
     
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  19. Treeloy Purple Belt

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    Nope. Clean as a whistle
     
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  20. ens189 ELI-te Belt

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    Are you really living if you haven't?
     
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