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Jesus. How do you even retell that story? "My leg? Well I was sitting on my roof when a refrigerator sized ball of lava fell out of the sky and crushed it."
At least that will probably trump everyone else's story in the bar.
I wonder if that guy's grand kids gonna believe him when he tell them that story around the campfire.
I know if somebody tells me he lost his leg to a volcano, I'd most likely call bullshit. The outlandish nature of it all is right up there with the Brazilian guy who got crushed by the cow that fell right through his roof. While he's in bed with his wife.
Brazilian man died after a cow fell through his roof on top of him
By Matt Roper | 13 Jul 2013
By Matt Roper | 13 Jul 2013
Joao Maria de Souza, 45, had been in bed with his wife Leni when the animal fell through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, southeast Brazil.
The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm and climbed onto the roof of the couple's house, which backs onto a steep hill on Wednesday night.
The corrugated roof immediately gave way and the one-and-a-half-ton animal fell eight feet onto Mr de Souza's side of the bed.
Rescuers took Mr de Souza to hospital with a fractured left leg but no other obvious injuries, reporting that he was conscious and talking normally.
Hours later however he died from internal bleeding while still waiting to be seen by doctors, according to his family.
Mr de Souza's brother-in-law Carlos Correa told Brazil's Hoje em Dia newspaper: "Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth.
"But in my view it wasn't the cow that killed our Joao, it was the unacceptable time he spent waiting to be examined."
His grieving mother, Maria de Souza, told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow."
Police in Caratinga, Minas Gerais state, have launched an inquiry into the bizarre death.
The owner of the cow could be charged with involuntary manslaughter.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wo...cow-falls-through-his-roof-on-top-of-him.html
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