If you got paid $1,000,000 to fight a UFC fighter, who would fight and who would not fight?

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  1. xx madskillz xx

    xx madskillz xx Brown Belt

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    Give me that money and I'll fight any fighter in the UFC in the cage or a street fight.
     
  2. Flokk

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    All you'd have is your ample strength. Classic contest of raw power vs the wily arts of a technical wizard.

    May the best man win.
     
  3. JackG1979

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    Line'em up. Line up the toughest ones you want. I'd fight more than one at a time if I got a million for each one. One thing about growing up poor... it's a great motivator to make money in any way possible, and this is easy money. I'd box Tyson (Obv. not for long) for a million bucks. I'd do it several times for the right money. Anyone who says that they wouldn't fight ANYONE for a million dollars, grew up easy, grew up soft, and has NO IDEA what it is like to work 70+ hour work weeks in the hot sun and driving blizzards. Doing 16 hours a day laying block or tying rebar or something with no days off for weeks at a time, will teach a man that there isn't much he won't do for the right amount of money.
     
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    For $1000000 I'd fight anyone. If I could choose I'd fight CM Punk and quite possibly win.
     
  5. Shogun Sakuraba

    Shogun Sakuraba Green Belt

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    For that money I'd only fight Charlie "the Spaniard" Brenneman. Still, he would kill me.
     
  6. Erocthadon

    Erocthadon Brown Belt

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    Cat Zingano. Fuck your rules<3>
     
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    Looks like he did some crunches and 10 lb bicep curls for that contract lol thanks for posting this
     
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    Da Speeit CANCEROUS POSTER Platinum Member

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    Well, he wrestled since he was in junior high and is a pretty moderate level blackbelt. His hands just sucked.
     
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    I'd take on CM Punk.... atleast I know i'd have a greater than 40-50% chance to win. Then i'd get 2 million. LoL (Mil to show, Mil to win). Anyone else would just be me taking a swing or two as I got countered and dropped like a bad habit.
     
  10. Jawth

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    I said he'd easily beat me, and that hencould mount me and beat the shit out of me if he wanted to. I never said that i could win or even be competitive in any way shape or form. I am really strong, at least compared to the average guy. My deadlift is just short of 500lbs and I bench 260. Never claimed that would make a difference vs. Maia, i said its the only thing that i have that would translate to a fight at all.

    But by all means, go ahead and pretend you know what you're talking about.
     
  11. Da Speeit

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    Buff Trash Belt Degenerate

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    TUF 8 was an awesome watch... It's on putlocker. Super entertaining.
     
  13. Muay Thai #1

    Muay Thai #1 Brown Belt

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    Damn, that was literally my first thought
     
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    Erocthadon Brown Belt

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    Khabib.

    And I'd break that little bitch and make him tap to strikes and then call out Ngannou so I can smash him too.

    I just see red and bodies start hitting the floor man. I'm an animal when I let these hands fly.
     
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    Yeah, I have a blue belt in Okinawan karate (which is pretty weak) I would just do a camp focusing on wrestling and I am pretty sure I could grapple f. him with my size and weight advantage.

    Edit: I am 39 and fat.
     
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    LOL very nice
     
  18. Muay Thai #1

    Muay Thai #1 Brown Belt

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    Everyone makes fun of him but I've heard his grappling is actually fairly good, his standup is really bad though.

    I 'm pretty sure I saw a video back in the day of him submitting Drew Fickett or someone like that at a grappling tournament
     
  19. Da Speeit

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    dude, Andy is a legit ass black belt lol
    He competed against Kron for god's sake
     
  20. WarriorPoet1

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    if by fight you mean the bell rings and i tap before we ever make any sort of contact sign me up
     

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