If you got paid $1,000,000 to fight a UFC fighter, who would fight and who would not fight? | Page 4

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  1. Da Speeit Troll of the Morning

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    but if we're being really real, i would fuck CM Punk up. I'm sorry, there's just no way i'm not hitting him in the face really hard or choking him.
     
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  2. Da Speeit Troll of the Morning

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  3. jonathan274 Firefly Belt

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    Fickett? Shit. I'd get humiliated. I'm a big guy and tossed all my buddies around back in the day but yeah. I thought Wang was a karate guy for some reason.
     
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    asian racism again. dammit. lol
     
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  5. Muay Thai #1 Brown Belt

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    Yeah, I cant find the video but Wang beat him with a leglock of some sort. Heel hook, I think


    ... Fear the Wang
     
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  6. jonathan274 Firefly Belt

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    Alright well, apparently I need to adjust my fight camp to MT lol

    Yeah NvM on the wrestling thing lol, bjj black belt no thanks
     
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  7. Mortigan Orange Belt

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    I wanna fight Cody McKenzie.. I spent enough years living in AK, it'd probably sell out the booths AND tables at the Linwood bar in Seldovia.
     
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    If it was 1million, tax free and I received 'fighter insurance' to fix whatever they fucked - anyone. I'm not saying that to be a tough guy or anything, but that's just so much fucking money. Explaining to people why a 300lbs Hunto KO'd me into Bolivia wouldn't be hard when the words '1million' came out of my wired jaw.
     
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  9. torturescorcher Orange Belt

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    I'd fight Stipe, Ngannou, Jon Jones, Conor McGregor and Platinum Perry all at once so long as they let me be blindfolded and fight with one arm tied behind my back. Oh! And i would do it for $50000 instead of the million. Yeah! That's what i would do!
     
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  10. torturescorcher Orange Belt

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    As long as i had my 100 metre dash time just below Usain Bolts best then i would take any of them on.
     
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  11. TheGrouch Sneakerhead

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    If it has to be a "top fighter" then I'd at least go with someone in my own weight range WW-MW (or lower lol). I'd rather be submitted by Nate than KO'd by Francis. Seems like common sense.
     
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    I believe you, and I trust you greatly. I'm only here to bear witness to your grandeur.
     
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  14. White belt and pants Orange Belt

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    I've been through worse for free. There isn't a single fighter I wouldn't fight for a million. It's not a fight to the death. There's a ref and rules. Yeah I'll get knocked out but one knockout and I have million dollars.
     
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  15. franklinstower Purple Belt

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    I would fight absolutely anyone for I million dollars and I would try to win too.
     
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  16. dipstickjimmy Brown Belt

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    Pretty sure that twerp KOs you and if I had it I would pay $1M just to see it.
     
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    In that case, I wish you the best of luck playing the lottery from here on out. KO'd by a twerp for 1mil? Make it happen, dipstickjimmy!
     
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    Go big or go home.
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  19. Cannon00 Orange Belt

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    For a million dollars most people would probably fight anyone. I guess I'd pick someone who doesn't do leglocks, armbars, or oblique kicks to minimize my chances of any permanent injury.
    Meanwhile there are other sports and hobbies that people do for free for fun that I wouldn't actually attempt for a million dollars, plenty of things where you'd basically be guaranteed life long injury.
     
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  20. DuncanFan819 Green Belt

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    Conor. I'd make 1 mil, then I'd make several mil in the rematch since I'd be the only one he'd be willing to fight.

    I'd also fight GSP for the same reason.
     
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