I'm in India - ask me anything.

[4daLuLZ]

Went to visit a girl in India who was training to be a Yoga master or some shit (smoking hot white girl now owns a studio downtown Toronto) I rented a scooter and was pulled over for being white. Dude literally told me to pay him so I gave him $5 Canadian and he told me to keep driving how I was driving. The food was strange and the whole city smelt like public transit. They all treated me like I was a movie start tho. Probably because I was the most handsome man that's ever been to India I dunno

Or maybe they were being nice to you because you're an obvious foreigner. A white foreigner. The kind they like best.

And you weren't pulled over being white, you idiot.
You were pulled over because, being a foreigner, you obviously didn't have a two wheeler license and insurance.
The cop did you a favour. What's the penalty for driving without a license and insurance ? In Canada it's $1000+ bucks plus vehicle impoundment plus possible criminal charges.
In India, it's a 1000rs (10$) but they impound your vehicle and to pay that fine will take you all day standing in line....if you're lucky.

the traffic cops here are generally the best cops. Chill guys n quite understanding, polite (relatively) and lenient. If you know how to work them.

 

[Captain]

Or maybe they were being nice to you because you're an obvious foreigner. A white foreigner. The kind they like best.

And you weren't pulled over being white, you idiot.
You were pulled over because, being a foreigner, you obviously didn't have a two wheeler license and insurance.
The cop did you a favour. What's the penalty for driving without a license and insurance ? In Canada it's $1000+ bucks plus vehicle impoundment plus possible criminal charges.
In India, it's a 1000rs (10$) but they impound your vehicle and to pay that fine will take you all day standing in line....if you're lucky.

the traffic cops here are generally the best cops. Chill guys n quite understanding, polite (relatively) and lenient. If you know how to work them.

Are you actually justifying taking a bribe? lol

 

[mushishi]

Why didn't you answer my questions?

 

[Rob_M.]

Is Indian Indian food better than Indian food made by Indians in America?

 

[4daLuLZ]

Are you actually justifying taking a bribe? lol

A few harmless bucks to avoid getting my car impounded / heavy fines due to MY mistake ?
Sure, unless you're a BoyScout.
And that means you probably got fingered by the Team Leader. I've heard the stories.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Why didn't you answer my questions?

Sorry, I missed it.
Ask again.

 

[SammyPops]

Some areas more than others.
Upper class ppl from the metro cities have a more neutral accent. Southern India has the traditional Apu Nahasapimapetalon one.

Not as cheap as in South America. That means Mexico , Venezuela , Brazil etc

Yeah, and they can't believe we wipe our asses with pieces of paper n hike 'em up n walk away.
Go figure. It's almost like ppl do different things in different places because of different beliefs.

Thanks

Have you seen that kid who drinks dog milk?

What is the sex trade like/ You know, red light district, massage parlors, internet escorts etc?

 

[Sir Galahad]

Any sushi restaurants there?

 

[Captain]

A few harmless bucks to avoid getting my car impounded / heavy fines due to MY mistake ?
Sure, unless you're a BoyScout.
And that means you probably got fingered by the Team Leader. I've heard the stories.

Do you also support mobs? Just a few harmless bucks to avoid getting my business destroyed.
Btw Picasso, I didn't criticize you for paying a bribe. I primarily criticized procuring a bribe.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Do you also support mobs? Just a few harmless bucks to avoid getting my business destroyed.
Btw Picasso, I didn't criticize you for paying a bribe. I primarily criticized procuring a bribe.

If you don't see the difference between extortion and someone asking for a few bucks to save your own ass from yourself, then I don't know what to say to you.

and Picasso ???

 

[4daLuLZ]

Any sushi restaurants there?

Yeah.
It's all frozen n just the basic stuff though.
Only at the hi end malls n hotels.

Expensive too.
Bill for 2 ppl and not pigging out is about 80-100$.

 

[Clippy]

Is it true people just walk into heavy fast moving cars like they don't give a shit and without looking since there's no cross walks etc?

 

[BassAckwards]

Are you actually justifying taking a bribe? lol

i'd gladly give 5 bucks rather than a beating and gang raped

 

[Deleted member 457759]

How many times have you come close to dying in traffic?

 

[panzer723]

What does the Indian people smell like?

 

[Sir Galahad]

Yeah.
It's all frozen n just the basic stuff though.
Only at the hi end malls n hotels.

Expensive too.
Bill for 2 ppl and not pigging out is about 80-100$.

I'm assuming the frozen fish comes from China.