Mayberry Awards 2023: Forum Upgrade Edition

[MichiganMMA1978]

I'm a Korean TKD/BJJ blackbelt and skincare product model/influencer. Have a pretty high chess rating and lots of guys complimenting my physique, especially my calves.

I seduce more women at the local karaoke bar in a night than Lemur smokes bongs in a week.
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Why is a power bottom, skin care product salesperson seducing women?

 

[Spinkick KO]

Why is a power bottom, skin care product salesperson seducing women?

So my parents don't disown me for adopting degenerate Western lifestyle.

 

[Contempt]

Well trolls gonna troll?
I dont know.
But then again @Zer is not really asian.
The whole world is fucked up.

WTF? ...next thing you're going to tell us that you're not really a cat. I don't know what to believe anymore.

 

[toasty]

 

[lsa]

WTF? ...next thing you're going to tell us that you're not really a cat. I don't know what to believe anymore.

the world gone mad

 

[lsa]

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Its Toasty!!!

 

[Contempt]

He could not even handle his landlord

That's because she was pegging him with the super giant sized dildo. He got there eventually after much blood, sweat and tears.

 

[Meatspin]

That's because she was pegging him with the super giant sized dildo. He got there eventually after much blood, sweat and tears.

Interesting kink to use her tears instead of his own as lube for a change