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News Metabolite found in Jon Jones’ UFC 232 VADA test results

Other fighters should do the same. Serve a 1 year suspension then get a pass for life.
 
Black Paladin said:


"Everyboy's doin' a brand new mask now.
(c'mon, baby do that microdosin')
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now.
(c'mon, baby do that microdosin')
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Yeah, microdose something that experts haven’t heard of as a thing (tbol) that has a long lifespan and has other medium term metabolites that stay in the system up to 20 days (which would prove reingestion). Great plan.
 
kflo said:
That “crap” does not give any benefit to him.
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i don't give a shit if it doesnt benefit him anymore, it did when he took it in monstrous doses to have it lingering in his system for years.
So fucking ban him indefinitely until it clears. That simple. He should have thought about that before he took the roids in the first place.

Beofre you come back at me with tainted supplement bullshit. The dude hid under an octagon to avoid a drug test, ran over a prenant lady and came back to get his drugs out of his car. etc. etc. the benefit of the doubt excuse has long gone. Time to throw the book at this loser.
 
Universal Champion said:
Learn how to create a post without using sensationalist/click bait titles son.

Plus it was already posted & worded appropriately. All you kids scurrying around trying to be MMA gumshoes "breaking" news are hilarious lol.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/metabolite-found-in-jon-jones’-ufc-232-vada-test-results.3900115/page-2#post-148595189
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I'm probably twice your age, son. With that being said I didn't see the other thread, thanks for linking it. The only useful feedback you provided in this thread. Everything else was loud cry of wasteland and random accusation.
Didn't create a sensationalist title, just summed up what was in the liked article.
I didn't even put breaking anywhere so kiddo, stop crying a freaking river and relax, breath and realize this should not affect your life so much.
 
Universal Champion said:
Learn how to create a post without using sensationalist/click bait titles son.

Plus it was already posted & worded appropriately. All you kids scurrying around trying to be MMA gumshoes "breaking" news are hilarious lol.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/metabolite-found-in-jon-jones’-ufc-232-vada-test-results.3900115/page-2#post-148595189
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UC, you should lick your wounds and move on. Every attempt to save face makes you look worse. It's over, you lost the argument... badly
 
First it was the dick pills

Then it was idk how it got into my body

Then it was pulsing

Then it was pulsing again.

That's 4 times he tested positive and just to put this into context , after 3 strikes of failing tests you're banned for life from the sport. That's how it's supposed to be, but ye boi jones on his 4th failed test and they're still making excuses.
 
MusterX said:
This entire episode has become convoluted. As far as I can tell this is fairly accurate.

1. Has Jones cheated, probably so, although many armchair specialists will try to convince you he's been cheating for every fight ever.
2. Jones beat up a bunch of fan favorite fighters and because of that he has many detractors.
3. Jones' inability to stay out of trouble with car wrecks and partying too hard makes these detractors rage even more.
4. The hate for Jones is so great that when USADA does not give him a full lifetime ban and he isn't burned at the stake, said detractors determine USADA is corrupt. Covering up only for Jones.
5. The conspiracy must then also involve someone at the UFC, presumably Dana, as paying off USADA to cover this up so Jones and only Jones can cheat freely.

Its literally tin foil level shit based on a lot of hate. I will say it again though, has Jones ever cheated, yea, probably so.
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Buddy I think it's time you take a break from sherdog. Look at that wall of shit. What is wrong with you to post this much crap how have you not been banned.
 
porcodio said:
It's the second fucking line of the linked article, jaisus...
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porcodio said:
Did you even read the linked article? It's the second fucking line. Get over it.
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Universal Champion said:
Learn how to create a post without using sensationalist/click bait titles son.

Plus it was already posted & worded appropriately. All you kids scurrying around trying to be MMA gumshoes "breaking" news are hilarious lol.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/metabolite-found-in-jon-jones’-ufc-232-vada-test-results.3900115/page-2#post-148595189
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Dude, you’re getting owned pretty hard in here. I would stop while you’re ahead.
 
Ooops he's pulsing again. Poor Jon. He's the unluckiest fighter that never took steroids. What is this now the 5th or 6th test an innocent man has popped for ? It's tragic.
 
whats the point of drug testing anyone if Jones can piss hot every fight and avoid any punishment
 
nanika said:
why the fuck is this forum defending jones while most of the people shit on AS immediately and basically claimed he was over rated the entire time....
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Because Jones hasn't lost yet, and his remaining fans who still defend him cling to that record like it's something they accomplished themselves.
 
GhostPunch said:
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Yeah his words lost all credibility to me too when "Documented Condition" was busted out lol.
 
LMAO it was the funniest shit when nowitzky made up the pulsing thing so he could fight

What a hilariously dumb fucking concept
 
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