My uncle Pete Galvano embarrassed our family by trying UFC Sh!t

[The Great Macsby]

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

Just a normal wedding in the Macalpinerules family.

 

[Sherdog Stalker]

Lmao.

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Pete is the new Secretary of Defense

 

[Nihongi]

Uncle Pete 2017 UFC Just Bleed Champion.

 

[Codpiece]

Great OP, better comments. Thread of the day.

 

[marwash]

I'm putting my uncle on blast. Pete Galvano of Woodbridge NJ. He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family. My father has done nothing but try to help him get his shit together but the guy just doesn't know how to do anything but fuck up. And this past weekend he did it again. My sister got married and had her reception at our parents house. Of course there was lots of drinking. Particularly my uncle Pete went overboard as usual. When he got sufficiently drunk he started going into one of his classic drunken rambles. In this case it was incipherable nonsense about Trump and how you're not a real American if you don't support him bla bla bla. My sister's father in law got annoyed and told Pete to tone it down because kids were listening and the guests were not enjoying his views. Pete being the big stinky dick he's always been shot back with "fuck you, deez nutz, got eeem" (Pete is 49 by the way). At this point my Sister's father in law had enough and stood up to Pete. They shot words back and forth and then things got physical. I don't know who hit who first, but I clearly saw Pete's retarded ass jump into guard and secure a standing guillotine on my sister's father in law. Shit was super tight and the dude was turning grape-purple. My uncle is a loser but i have to admit that the smoothness of the guard pull and the accuracy of the guillotine were savage AF, it's like the best thing he's done in his entire miserable life. Me and my cousins managed to get Pete off the guy and his wife verbally scorched him in front of everyone. She told him he was not allowed to watch UFC anymore and if he doesn't find a job before the month is out she's leaving with the kids.

So there you have it. Pete Galvano of Woodbridge NJ, unemployed wannabe UFC fighter.

And for you SJWs who might say that I shouldn't put my own uncle on blast how about be shouldn't have ruined my sister's wedding and assaulted her father in law? How about he shouldn't act like a 12 year old watching UFC and trying to use the moves in real life? How about he's a fake ass Damian Maia pulling guard on strangers?

 

[777 Others]

LOL.....Du fuk made up story BS is this?

Uncle Pete?....is that you?

 

[datfnguy]

So if you don't know who hit who first you're just mad at your uncle because he won the fight. Besides according the Jersey Shore that's to be expected from Jersey dudes.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Does pete have twitter? I wanna follow him.

 

[qw3rty]

I bet he could beat Cain
(under the right circumstances aka wedding at Mexico)

 

[itheuser]

This sounds like Trump fan-fiction written by a Liberal for pay.

 

[Toco]

that was a good one, keep it going

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

I'm putting my uncle on blast. Pete Galvano of Woodbridge NJ. He's always been a loser and has always been a drag on our family.

Your family must be a fucking sideshow if hes the loser of it.

 

[Big L]

When liberals tried to bully uncle Pete he said fuck that and started with the patriarch of the opposing faction (fucking boss move).

I would much rather hear from uncle Pete what HE thinks about the rest of his family.

 

[Jehannum]

Spoiler

I read the OP but it's funnier to pretend I didn't

 

[sonhow]

Cody and TJ animated.

 

[melvinj0]

That other guy who used to post long drawn out fake stories was way better at it than you are, just saying.

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

When liberals tried to bully uncle Pete he said fuck that and started with the patriarch of the opposing faction (fucking boss move).

I would much rather hear from uncle Pete what HE thinks about the rest of his family.

Uncle Pete was a can.

 

[SJP_SevenLaker]

That was amusing - fake or not.