Name Three Officially 'Normal' Things that you find Totally Unacceptable

[ObamaPhoneLady]

1) People who talk about their pets like they're kids and go on and on about it. Showing pictures, telling me food you made for your dog blah blah blah. Fuck off.

2) Asking someone if they'll buy you a drink. Fuck that's annoying.

3) People who are glued to their cellphones while taking a shit in public or work restrooms. I mean, sometimes when you have to go, and all stalls are taken, and it's like 5+ minutes before a single person leaves. There's no way it takes that long to take a shit.

When I worked in kitchens, I knew a guy that said he only pooped at work. He said why do it for free if you can get paid to do it.

He'd disappear for at least 20 minutes at least once per shift. He was one of the happiest guys I knew.

 

[ajccoming]

People who drive the speed limit. DRiVE FASTER!!!!!

 

[hillelslovak87]

Carless Driving

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

 

[raty tat tat]

Smart phones
Streaming Netflix
Most Guns

nobody needs that kind of firepower.

 

[Makani]

1. Text Messages

That Are Broken

Into A Million

Little Ones.

2. Pretending every tragedy affects you personally.

3. Boomers telling you how much they bought their house for in 1988 and how much it's worth now.

Related to #1, people who text you a dozen times while you're working or sleeping, but won't call you. If it's that important just hit the little phone button beside the little envelope button.

 

[TheLastSpartan]

Prison industrial complex
Military industrial complex

Ppl who make out with their dogs on the mouth (bunch of heathens)

Ppl who dip and leave their disgusting spit bottles around

Partisan zealots
Social media celebrities
Sport/trophy/safari hunters

Old ppl driving (there needs to be a license renewal test each year after 65)

Young ppl driving (most think the roads are their personal track)

Tipping being a norm and almost obligatory act rather than a customary gesture of genuine appreciation.

Hangnails

Ppl who dismiss others' experiences because they themselves haven't experienced it.

Significantly obese ppl (look I get it, not everyone has the drive to be at their full physical potential and I don't have an issue with someone being a little chunky. But if you're fat fat...then you have an issue.

Underpaid teachers (you'd think the ppl we entrust to educate and foster the mental growth of our kids would be compensated appropriately)

 

[squeezewax]

Alcohol
I'm not gonna say meat even if i've been a vego for 20yrs.
Tobacco
Those words that Americans get wrong. pissed, mom, etc.

 

[mb23100]

Prescription drug adds marketed directly to the consumer

 

[Andy Capp]

Prescription drug adds marketed directly to the consumer

Ask your doctor about that.

 

[Andy Capp]

I don't know how normal these are, but:
1. Poor/selfish driving, especially people who refuse to follow the rules at a 4-way stop, or cede the right of way.

2. Sloppy drunks. If you can't handle it just don't.

3. Trolling. Fuck that shit.

 

[method115]

nobody told you that you could kiss them in the first place.

I get signed consent from them before had.

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

People who stand uncomfortably close behind you in line

People who make a dead stop in a mall or on the street

People who walk around glued to their phones and almost walk into you

 

[Andy Capp]

People who stand uncomfortably close behind you in line

People who make a dead stop in a mall or on the street

People who walk around glued to their phones and almost walk into you

I laughed a lot at this guy who nearly got hit by a car by wandering out into the street at an intersection playing Pokemon Go. I might have laughed more if he had.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Fat girls who think big boobs are an accomplishment
Skinny guys who think abs are an accomplishment
Assholes who leave shopping carts in the parking lot outside of the corral

 

[machidafan99]

Eating dogs
Gaslighting
Pedos