NFL Discussion v78: A match made in Heaven

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  1. PUO3

    PUO3 You are a can. Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    So - Looks like Foster story may not be as bad, as some people initially thought.

    SIG Sauer 516 short-Barreled rifle. Still an idiot, but if this story is true he didn't beat the shit out of her, and like I hope for - California law labeling a rifle as an "assault rifle"
     
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    PUO3 You are a can. Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Oof. That is a felony in Hippiefornia.

    He can get it lowered with a lawyer but thats not going to be a fun process for him.
     
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    Wobbler, and IIRC the DA has to prove he had knowledge it's illegal // intent. Basically, it's almost impossible to prove (Aldon got 3 chargers that amounted to nothing).

    I'm basing this all off of what happened to Aldon though, one of the resident lawyers may know more.
     
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    A Sig 516 kinda qualifies lol

    The SIG Sauer SIG516 is a firearm manufactured by SIG Sauer. The rifle is based on the earlier 5.56×45mm NATOAR-15 and the M16.[3]
     
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    Yea, I meant more so it's not automatic // It's legal in Alabama // It's a "civilian gun"
     
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    Well with his current record of shithead behavior it would behoove him or someone close to him to get rid of any kind of gun. Even a fucking pellet gun. Not like he is going to do something positive with the thing. Just something else for him to get in trouble with.
     
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    No doubt - He's an idiot. Still will at least get suspended. I just consider it "good" news, considering last night 49ers fans were saying cut him guessing that he beat the shit out of some girl.
     
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    PUO3 You are a can. Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Itll get dropped down. The laws suck shit and dont even make sense.

    Aldon is the first thing I thought of when I heard this story break lol. York must be having brutal flashbacks.
     
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    The bay area sports radio channel is saying there are sources that he threatened her with the guns.

    If thats real, oh boy.
     
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    Clear case of a scorn lover trying to drag an innocent man down, no doubt about it. Damn shame
     
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    Going to be hard not to laugh when the league gives Foster a 6 game suspension because his girl got a couple of rug burns.
     
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    I'm probably just biased, but I think Dez can right his ship but I also think it's going to take a real good #2 to help. Williams kind of sucks, Butler's gone, Cole's good unless you bracket him and then he's non-existent. Sanders coming to Dallas would be fucking awesome. Then you know you have a fully loaded deck stacked all around Dak, and if you don't see improvement in the next two seasons you know you need to move on. Also free's up a draft pick because Dallas would need to use a decent pick on one imo
     
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    He'll get 6 games or we'll see @MarkyMcFly have a melt down
     
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