Old, single, ain't lookin' to mingle

[west42]

Ts hormone levels have been wrecked from years of being w a bitchy female. Give him a cpl months to normalize and he'll be slaying 22 year old dimes like the rest of us

oh my, dude.
you really have been out of it for a while.

talent abounds over 40. show some initiative at least.

 

[USA!USA!]

Good luck, brother. Tough times don't last, tough people do.

 

[Poirierfan]

Well, the machinery for divorce number 2 is beginning to churn. Relationships have not been kind to your old buddy Muscles. All due to my terrible selection process.

I can tell you this, if you think it's time to get out, get out. Nobody changes that much and your prolonging the inevitable. Hanging around, you might be robbing yourself of meeting the right person.

I would add, don't rescue the princess. She doesn't want rescuing and is happy to drown you with her.

So here I go. Embarking on a new journey. A path of solitary life. It feels okay.

Had a terrible divorce (gambling, cheating, and drugs on her part), combined that with multiple back and neck surgeries around the same time and it literally ruined me, my world was falling apart. Even though I didn't think it at the time, it can always be worse though, that's what I told myself anyway. If you have any family it's always good to fall back on them. Good luck to you, brother.

 

[Staph infection]

I'm in to this gay human centipede thing we're working on

I don't know why but when I read your posts in here, I hear them in my mind in the voice of Lawrence from Office Space.

 

[nostradumbass]

Jerry Seinfeld : People like the idea of revenge. Have you ever heard the expression, "The best revenge is living well"? I've said this. In other words, it means, supposedly, the best way to get back at someone is just by being happy and successful in your own life. Sounds nice. Doesn't really work on that Charles Bronson kind of level. You know what I mean? Those movies where his whole family just gets wiped out by some street scum. You know, maybe you could go up to him, "Charlie, forget the .357. What you need is a custom-made suit and a convertible. A couple of Mai Tais by the pool. New carpeting, French doors, a divan. That'll show those punks."

I don't think the saying pertains to random street crime. Relationships or personal "enemies", it's absolutely true. If someone cheats on you or betrays you, and you just shrug your shoulders and move on without them, that's pretty near the top of things that will send a chick to therapy if she isn't already.

 

[JinKazama]

sorry bro

 

[therealdope]

I don't think the saying pertains to random street crime. Relationships or personal "enemies", it's absolutely true. If someone cheats on you or betrays you, and you just shrug your shoulders and move on without them, that's pretty near the top of things that will send a chick to therapy if she isn't already.

"When it comes to revenge, there is no choice".

- Miyamoto Musashi

 

[Strychnine]

You will always have Bigfoot.

 

[Versez]

Don’t watch porn… do à no fap therapy for at least a month. You will be alright after

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Do you have a passport? How do you feel about chicks with big asymmetrical teeth and broad noses? South East Asia may be the place you're looking for

 

[AristotleAmadopolis]

Well, the machinery for divorce number 2 is beginning to churn. Relationships have not been kind to your old buddy Muscles. All due to my terrible selection process.

I can tell you this, if you think it's time to get out, get out. Nobody changes that much and your prolonging the inevitable. Hanging around, you might be robbing yourself of meeting the right person.

I would add, don't rescue the princess. She doesn't want rescuing and is happy to drown you with her.

So here I go. Embarking on a new journey. A path of solitary life. It feels okay.

u guys should try tripping first

 

[Prefect]

Date people that you don't have a strong initial buzz to. This gets brought up when women date guys that were like their alcoholic dad. They always pick a guy who is an alcoholic because that is what their compass points at. To get out of that, you got to at least initially ignore your compass to get different results.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Do you have a passport? How do you feel about chicks with big asymmetrical teeth and broad noses? South East Asia may be the place you're looking for

I was stationed in Hawaii while I was in the Navy. I had enjoyed me a number of Filipina. Now after years of Eastern European women, Filipina have kind of an Ewok look to them. Not sure if I can go back.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Date people that you don't have a strong initial buzz to. This gets brought up when women date guys that were like their alcoholic dad. They always pick a guy who is an alcoholic because that is what their compass points at. To get out of that, you got to at least initially ignore your compass to get different results.

I hear you. I've been docking my submarine in the wrong ports for forty years. I think this lesson is to late for me.

Don't be like Uncle Muscles boys and girls.

 

[THE Red Beard]

I hear you. I've been docking my submarine in the wrong ports for forty years. I think this lesson is to late for me.

Don't be like Uncle Muscles boys and girls.

Pics of submarine?

 

[jeff7b9]

yep, dinner out twice a week
flowers on Valentine's Day
some time down at the "Y"
all good.
never complains

Nothing for valentines day is the only way to fly.

It's only awkward the first time.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Nothing for valentines day is the only way to fly.

It's only awkward the first time.

I when so far as not exchanging gifts for any occasion. Either she was going to tell me exactly what she wanted or was going to buy it herself anyway. Gifts are for kids. Come home with flowers, chocolate or a bottle of Chardonnay.
We went out to eat at least one per weekend anyway. A holiday was just another day with a crappy overprice limited menu and more crowded seating.

 

[FadeLess]

Loner Deer, an almost unknown artist. I hope you enjoy the song, it suits you, imo.



This is all i can offer... Good luck, bro.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Ts hormone levels have been wrecked from years of being w a bitchy female. Give him a cpl months to normalize and he'll be slaying 22 year old dimes like the rest of us

I appreciate the vote of confidence but my hormone levels have tanked because I'm an old man (late 50s). 5 minutes after seeing a naked 22 year old woman, she would drive me out of my mind and I wouldn't be able to leave quick enough.

If I'm meeting someone, It's a woman with a solid career and a good head on her shoulders.

 

[cooks1]

No kids. Probably not going to happen for me either as I'm in my late 50s.
Best thing I can do now is share life lessons so others don't make the same mistakes I have.

Dude- You could still have 10 kids if you want them. Robert DeNiro just had one at 79 ffs. Do you realize the pulling range of a decent looking, well funded man in his late 50's (making a few positive assumptions about you here based on your Sherdog standing). Early 30's, even late 20's is not out of the realm of possibility. And the good thing about a lot of these women is they are in no hurry to get hitched these days.

Howzabout you share your life lessons with yourself- so you don't keep making the mistakes you have.

Do you know how many men spend the last 25 years of their life in a miserable marriage just because they could not muster the energy to extricate themselves from it? I see them in my neighborhood everywhere. Miserable men resigned to their fate. You are one lucky mofo. Do not waste the chance the cosmos has given you. If you do, you will be a cockroach in your next life.