Premier League Thread 2023/24 V17: I could eat Edition

[BroRogan]

I am going, and im not coming back.

But know this, i will not forget you. And you will be missed.

I'm gonna pretend I haven't read that bit. See you around!

 

[Jonathan Utah]

 

[helax]

@helax

Cheers bud

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

@helax

Get you something to eat

 

[Carl Drogo]

Stunning curler. Looking like prime Ronnie P!

What a strike!

@EOW

 

[Jonathan Utah]

 

[Carl Drogo]

But ive gotta keep it real.
We've got the shittiest squad since i was a child.
We've already lost our National League .
We probably wont even make it to the CL next year ... and all that comes with it ... And i could go on ...

We cant compete against the best Arsenal since the Invincibles.
We have to try, with all our might ... but, realistically speaking, we wont stand a chance. Thats my prediction.
And, honestly, i should be more optimistic, but our club needs to wake the fook up. And today would be a good day to do so.

The more i get older, the more detached i get from football, which is a good thing, imo.
My motto is : " They're making insane money for kicking a fkin ball. They dont give a fook about the supporters. And if football dies, it dies."

Go back to your mansion !! WHO , da fook, told you, i didnt believe ?! fkin Crstiano's nutshegger @DS7 ???!!!!

Fook OFFFFFF !!!

Good win mate!

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Chules

 

[Chules]

@Chules

Not clicking play tonight. Maybe tomorrow

 

[Carl Drogo]

Not clicking play tonight. Maybe tomorrow

Busy avin a fish fry mate?

 

[Chules]

Busy avin a fish fry mate?

No, in bed lamenting on another trophyless season.

Goodnight

 

[Chules]

Rip season 23-24 Arsenal football club



Choon @Carl Drogo

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo @Jonathan Utah



Arsenal i have no more hope in this team. It’s all over. Logging off. Hope you’re all happy wishing on our downfall, you’ve won.

 

[650lb Sumo]

I don't even wanna know what that would cost if he didn't finished it.
A regular sized takeaway pizza is about 30 quid

Spoiler: Fact Check

Margherita - Dominos Madla

Mozzarella & pizzasaus.

www.dominos.no

Medium margherita 99kr = £7.48

You can only pick it up yourself because only orders over 199kr are eligible for delivery, which costs 79kr.

A medium Pepperoni Passion costs 199kr. Add cheddar to get it to 200 -> 236kr. 236kr + 79kr delivery = 315kr = £23.79

But you might say, 650lb Sumo that's all very well but there's no Dominos in Haugesund and other shops are more expensive! So I grabbed the first results

Mega Pizza Away | Wolt | Levering | Haugesund

Velg fra menyen og bestill | Smakfull pizza som passer enhver!

wolt.com

and a medium pepperoni is 220kr. It won't tell me how much delivery is without giving a phone number. But even if its double Dominos that still only comes to 378kr = £28.54. If you start getting into large pizzas with multiple toppings you could go well over £30 though.

I think it was Bergen. I took the ferry from Tynemouth in Newcastle to Norway, and I'm sure it was Bergen. It was years ago bud, and I don't think they even do that trip anymore. I just remember paying about 30 quid for a sarnie and a cup of tea when I was in Norway

The Newcastle - Norway ferries ran from 1868 - 2008. A Norwegian company is saying it's going to start them up again in 2026.

I don't know what a sarnie is, but it sounds about right. It does cost a lot to live here, but compared to the income it is definitely manageble.

You should see the polish migrant workers ballin' outta control all the time here

The last time I went to Norway every passenger on the coach except me was Polish. I don't know about the driver.

Just taking the piss innit

Arsenal are gonna BOLITERATE Porto soon

 

[xtramob]

The Fifa cheese works


@Carl Drogo @Chules @EOW @Partlow @Da Speeit

 

[xtramob]

 

[Deffid]

@Chules @BroRogan @UVee <45>

 

[xtramob]

@Chules

His Robbie impression kills me

Last minute shattered dreams like Golddust! LMAO

 

[Carl Drogo]

The Fifa cheese works


@Carl Drogo @Chules @EOW @Partlow @Da Speeit

10 second clip and you can already tell Twellman is about to deliver god awful commentary. Wish Joey Barton would mug him off like the English birds who aren't fit for the job.

 

[xtramob]